SDF Review: Bioshock (360)
After many months of anticipation I finally got my copy of Bioshock and played through it over the past few days. There are many things to like about Bioshock such as the graphics (not animation), parts of the story and the water effects. That’s about where the good stuff ends.
First let me say how excited I was for the game after playing the demo on the 360. While the animation seemed stiff and you could tell the 360 was being pushed too hard it still looked like it had a lot of potential. So imagine my disappointment when I got the final version only to find none of the animation hitches, shooting glitches and AI was cleaned up. I also wonder how much better the graphics would’ve been had they not been compressed to fit on a DVD. Now I do not fault the developers for this, they only had so much system power to work with so maybe this will all be addressed with the PS3 version when it comes out.
To conclude, let this game cook in the oven just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem.
SDF Score: 5/10
If you honestly think the game is that poor you need to have your eyes and your head checked.
This site hosts the largest collection of retarded fanboys, regardless of camp, ever. You’re doing a disservice to PS fans and product.
Morons.
Great review. I’ve only played the demo but agree it’s not so great. I’m buying the game when it’s finally released to reassure myself it’s not as good as everyone says it is.
LOL
This site isn’t only a fucking abomination talking about the Playstation content itself [yes, you suck even at that, your Sony news are worthless, with poor content and bad written] but now you start to make fake reviews about other consoles… jesus christ, this retarded site can’t get any worse. I’m not gonna say “Get a life”, that would be too nice, just kill yourself and free the world from another retarded Sony fanboy.
Greetings and fuck yourself ~
Wizpig.
lol…
The only reason of your disappointment is that the game is not on PS3.
You’d better see a ophthalmologist before you really become a achromate.
Okay , singed up just for this work of art.
First off I would like to say you are severely retarded. Congrats for stealing my tax money you helpless academic disaster of a child.
On to bioshock
PS3 is not getting the game , MS made a deal with 2k games to have the game exclusive to Games for windows and xbox360. And based on the sales it will recieve on both of those fronts , MS will throw more money their way to secure the exclusive further.
Now on to your review… Im going to have to say it sucks. Bioshock is by far the best single player FPS experiance ever created. This is evident in the number of reviews that it has recieved giving it 10′s and high 9′s by every site that reviews it.
Sadly , the PS3 lacks games that are worth a shit and wont have games until mid 2008
As for this bullshit website , its pretty disgusting! but based on your logic , it could be even better if the webmaster had it running on a ps3 and really put effort into working with the cell.
So im going to have to leave now , just wanted to pop in and kick you in the nuts for being so incredibly fucking retarded
thanks for the fun
guiltyspark
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s the most transparently biased review I’ve ever seen. This game is getting a deluge of perfect scores from all over the world and you gave it a 5/10 because there’s no blue-ray? What are you fucking insane? How is blue ray going to help??? Really explain this to me… do you think the artists are all going to go back to the drawing board and re-draw all the textures and models in the whole fucking game just to chew up a little more disk space?
Sorry but your retarded, this is just propaganda and I’m insulted you think people are so gullible. The PS3 is an awesome piece of hardware and I like mine just fine, but the 360 hating is just a disservice to fans.
Oh NOES! a 5/10, that ought drag Bioshocks metacritic rating of 99% to… oh wait… that’s right, Sony Defense Force is about as credible as Fox News.
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Did you even actually play the game?
I am halfway through BioShock and I have not seen an instance of animation hitches or shooting glitches that you supposedly saw. Also, having the best AI of any game out right now does not mean that it needs to be “cleaned up”. I won’t even go into your whole compression statement.
For some reason I thought this review would be respectable, professional, and at least somewhat unbiased. So much for that.
Hahaha! Biased much ?
you should change the name of this site to Ps3 Fanboy Defense Force, then kill yourself.
“Great review. I’ve only played the demo but agree it’s not so great. I’m buying the game when it’s finally released to reassure myself it’s not as good as everyone says it is.”
LOL, you PS3 fanboys are hysterical.
You’re going to buy the game to reassure yourself that it’s NOT good. The comedy.
Cry more fanboy, reviews are already out for the 360 and give it a 94% or higher. Your review of a game is pathetic.
Hey moron reviewer! Its clear you are only good at two things, using up the limited resources on this planet and contributing carbon deposits that increase global warming.
Instead of just sitting there metabolizing the fat in your body and continuing on with the 2 things you are good at, why not work on not being such a moronic misinformed fanboy tool.
Riiiiiiiiight…..
GameInformer US – [10/10]
EGM – [10/10]
GamePro – [10/10]
1UP – [10/10]
UK EuroGamer – [10/10]
OXM – [10/10]
X360 Gamer – [10/10]
X360 – [10/10]
OXMA – [10/10]
PC Powerplay – [10/10]
Game Arena – [10/10]
Meristation – [10/10]
Gamer.tv – [10/10]
GamesRadar – [10/10]
GameWorld – [10/10]
Console – [10/10]
GameTap – [10/10]
Console Game World – [10/10]
Alemania 360 Live – [9.8/10]
Hyper – [9.7/10]
IGN – [9.7/10]
PC Zone – [9.6/10]
PC Gamer – [9.5/10]
UnderGround Online – [9.5/10]
TXB – [9.5/10]
Xbox World – [9.4/10]
Yeah.
Now THAT’S a FLAWED game eh?
I’ll post it as well:
With all the reviews out right now, BIOSHOCK IS THE HIGHEST RATED GAME OF ALL TIME. Right above Ocarina of Time.
I couldn’t understand if the reviewer was trying to be “funny”. But this was a pretty immature thing to do sense you look like an IDIOT to every professional that deals with games.
Really shows what kinda CRAP runs this site.
Shitty site. Shitty review. Shitty fanbois. Enjoy your wait for Bioshock, lawlz. And Solid Pimp likes Solid Cox, roffle
wow…
so when did you figure out that you are a fanboy? must been hard for your parents.
Better AI? this is one of the best AI ever.
Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem. i lol’ed.
i really dont care that microsoft and sony share some games. but i really hope this game doesnt come out the ps3 so i can rub it in your face.
Hey noob, how about reviewing the PC verion. Or are you afraid that the PC blows away your crappy PS3?
dude bioshock is an AAA title how u gonna give it a 5/10?
“you could tell the 360 was being pushed too hard”
How about some proof of that?… Thats what I thought you fucking retard! Its not,and there isnt any proof.Just a bald-faced lie. You’re just pissed you paid $600 for a piece of shit,that developers dont give two fucks about.So you have to bash the 360,tell lies,and post bullshit reviews about the highest rated game of all time to make you feel better about it.Face it douchebag,you made the wrong choice.Im sorry,maybe you can trade it in in time for BioShock(which isnt coming to the POS3 asshat!) and Halo 3.Not to mention all the other 360 exclusives,that you retards wont get. Go fuck yourself and play MotorStorm,or whatever that shit game is called. While us 360 owners enjoy great games,awesome graphics,fun,engaging online features, and downloadable content that you’ll never get!(see GTA4) Im not normally a 360 fanboy,but with your obvious lies,and fanboyism I had to do it.
Hooray for Sony acting like this site isn’t owned by them! What a slanderous site of lies! Do you think gamers are stupid or something? Might explain some of your PS3 decisions.
JAJAJAJAJA BIOSHOCK ES DIOS UN 5 JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Y ENTONCES A RESISTANCE QUE LE PONDRIAIS UN -5 POR MADRE MIA
BIOSHOCK SE MEA EN TODO LO QUE VA A SALIR ESTE AÑO EN PS3
SEGUID SOÑANDO
Madden on ps3 – 30 FPS.
Madden on 360 – 60 FPS.
Case closed fanboys.
Hey don’t be dissin the revie…. wait, what the fuck am I saying?
Who ever reviewed this game is probably THE biggest retard on the face of the planet. I bet you havent even played the game you stupid little prick. You probably never even touched a 360 or ever will in your life! Whats fucking next in this piece of shit of a site?
the sony defense force reviews Halo 3? Give us a fucking break. You make paris hilton look smart you retarded pile of monkey spunk.
oh, and there’s no “superior ps3 version” coming out, so dont bother waiting
THIS REVIEW IS SO BIASED ITS FUNNY. I MEAN YOU SHOULD HAVE HIT THE SARCASM BUTTON. DAMN, IS THIS SERIOUS, YOUR A PS3 STAN. STOP DICK RIDING THEM.
I NEVER SAW AND WEAPON GLITCHES OR ANIMATION HITCHES. GRAPHICS ARE ALREADY BETTER THAN ANYTHING ON THE PS3, SO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT DOES HOME SPACE HAVE TO DO WITH THE GAME?
YOU DIDN’T EVEN PLAY THE GAME,I DOUBT YOU GOT ON EFROM TOY R’US AND WITH THIS AMATURE REVIEW SITE THERES NO WAY YOU GOT AN EARLY COPY TO REVIEW.
GAMES ARE GAMES, THE FACT YOU PUCH SO MUCH INTO LOVING ONE CONSOLE SHOWS WHAT TYPE OF FOOL YOU ARE.
YOUR OPINION IS IRRELEVANT AND VOID.
I just want you to die so i can shit on your grave
Wow just wow… First off there will be NO PS3 copy of BioShock! Tho I would laugh my butt off if 2K came out with it on the Wii. Still dear lord you must live in a lovely little world. I can’t wait to see your review for Halo 3, I mean I think it will be along the lines of “worst game ever unless it comes out on the PS3.” I mean talk about being a Fanboy, I’ll even give Sony probs and say that Home looks kinda cool along with MGS 4.
Still I guess this is why the PS3 is going to kill the 360 and Wii next year. I mean the PS3 has soooo many good games coming out for it… Oh wait there is Killzone 2 and yeah that’s going to blow Halo 3 away. There’s MGS 4, and gee I can’t see that coming to the 360 or Wii.
Oh and yeah BioShock sucks that’s why everyone doing reviews for it thinks it’s the worst game ever… Oh wait that’s just you stupid.
Wow, that gave me a chuckle. You sir are good in the comedy.
I just realized, sony needs a site to defend their console, could it get any worse for them?
Just ignore this stupid review. They aren’t professionals.
too bad the ps3 version will be flawed as well. let it overcook in the oven and re-release it on the pc. with the next generation of video cards coming out, more hdd space (for better ai, textures, animations, more weapons, more levels, user-created content, etc), and a mouse and keyboard, this’ll be a more perfect gem.
Are you for real?
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This is the finest review I have ever read.
Compressed to fit on a DVD?
Bioshock is 6.6gigabytes. Not even a DVD9 filled.
Now delete this post because you fear facts that you cannot twist.
Oh, and ROFLMAO, when Sony Defense Force needs to post a 360 review, just so it doesn’t drown in the wake that Bioshock leaves.
Once again, 6.6gigs.
SDF….fails. Again.
Buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Mooooom, Bioshock no for PS3
Buaaaaaaaaa! Buaaaaaaaaa!
PD: Fanboys are the scum of the industry of videogames.
PC games and 360 gamers are surely a hateful bunch of bastards…lol
You must be the biggist fucking retatd ive ever seen, giving a great game low because it;s not on your precious PS3. FUCK YOU
KiLLaK, you’re forgetting that to justify BluRay Sony doesn’t use compression of any sort for their games, so audio isn’t compressed so a 1mb sample on 360 is 20mb on PS3, the same is done with textures, problem is the graphics card can’t hold all the texture data from a raw texture so the CELL compresses it on the fly, thats where the real power of the CELL is, covering up the BS about file sizes used in games for the PS3.
disgraceful, you give what is going to be a contender for game of the year a bad review and then basically claim that the ps3 would magically make it great.
at first, i thought “oh, this guy would feel bad for all of the bad comments!”
but then i realized that he was a fucking retarded sony fanboy.
oh and XD at thinking that the ps3 version (which won’t exist) will only be better JUST because it’s on the ps3. oh, and you gave it 5 points JUST for graphics! so gameplay, sound, controls, and load times take up for only fifty percent of the game?
this site is a joke and i hope you all burn in hell while you’re fucking your mothers.
OMG, a website to justify the PS3 and lo and behold what we got here? a review on a possible GOTY exclusive to xbox 360 and games for windows, how can they be serious with this score? BWAHAHAHAHAHAA
SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
and i thought the fanboys were losers. surely you cannot consider yourself an unbiased reviewer?
but then again its a website ran by FANBOYS
PATHETIC just like your cause
Hey you Fony retard , I made this account just to tell what a prick asshole you are and how much this BS site sucks.
You sony trannies don’t have one single ps3 game review on this piss poor excuse of a site, the only review you have is a 360/pc game, the highest rated game in all history, and you call it flawed and give it 5? GTFout of here!
You sony girls must be really scared of this game, LMAO, oh, there is more where that came from.
Yhis site is a waste of webspace, SDF, pfffff.
Btw, did you know that 360 games which got ported for the PS3 (for example Oblivion) are pressed up to 4 times on a Blu-Ray disc ? You know why ? Cause the Blu-Ray Device in the PS3 is a 2-Speed. So they need the game to be pressed several times on a BRD, for a smoother process. BWAHAHAHAHA. This is hilarious. Here we go, experience the superiority of the Blu-Ray. HAHAHAHA.
P.S.: This site sucks horribly, cause you post no facts, (sometimes made up) stories off dubious sources and complete lies, wrapped up in a highly exaggerated style of writing. Call it a career and quit it.
I find it utterly astounding that the bunch of retards before me who have been sending all this hate mail have failed to see the blindingly obvious truth of the matter.
THE ARTICLE IS A FUCKING PARODY YOU IDIOTS. LOL
The whole damn site is a parody. Sony DEFENSE FORCE? Are you kidding me?
Bill Gates probably writes this shit for laughs. It’s a pisstake. Are you really so clueless that you cannot see that?
Amazing.
To the person who made the REVIEW:
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU SIR ARE AN IDIOT!
YOU FAILED!
I really hope this site is a joke, because it’s a very bad one at that. This is why Sony fanboys have such a bad reputation.
Congratulations. You will go down in history as the douche bags who’s pathetic attempt to shit over a true revolution in gaming was laughed down by the sane and rational.
If you guys are just trolling, well bravo. Otherwise fuck you.
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the ps3 sucks and it will never have something as good as this, because the 360 is better and it and the wii will alawys dominate the ps3
@ BIGTABS above,
Yuo must think you’re really intelligent, since you’re the only one that sees that this whole site is a parody. A parody by Bill Gates? Don’t you think the Pleiadens are behind it?
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SDFKiller, if you failed to see the irony in my post then it’s not surprising that your sense of humor failed you when you read this ‘article’.
I continue to be amused.
Hey, guess what, SDF? I’M a Sony fanboy, and guess what? I’m laughing my ASS off reading this “review.” You suck, that’s all.
I like this review. I think it’s accurate and fair. By the way, I should probably mention that I’m fucking retarded.
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA. You guys are great, this is BRILLIANT satire. Up is down, left is right! The moon is made of cheese. I guess that your massive inferiority complex has given way to a muted sense of irony. Bravo.
This is the greatest review in the history of man. Do you know why? Because before I read this review, I was extremely constipated. Then, when I read this interview, I shit all over a fanboy. So not only can I take a shit now when I need to, but Im doing it on whoever wrote this review.
seriously? you shouldn’t even be allowed to review xbox 360 and windows only games this is a playstation site. You also have not even played the game as its not out yet and there is no way in hell 2k would sell/give one to a ps3 fanboy. furthermore BIOSHOCK is likely to unseat the legend of zelda occarina of time as the best game even made; with its perfect or near perfect scores from all the reviewers that matter(not you of course fanboy scumbag). your feeble attempts to sell blatant negative propaganda against one the freatest games ever made is pathetic, go buy an xbox or pick it up for windows. Fear not I will personally welcome you to the xbox empire as will all other xbox players. If you choose to ignore the truth like the bloody christan that you probably are, i hope you enjoy a console with horrible games and absolutely ZERO exclusives. Have fun playing your shitty Gears of War look-a-Like.
Sincerely (my tag=) Foamy17
@ Bigtabs.
There is nothing wrong with my sense of humour, this article sadly isn’t a parody and if there is some form of irony in your comment, it sure as hell doesn’t give you the right to call the other people that commented idiots and retards?
That’s just being a prick.
Gotta harness the power of BLU-RAY~!
What a joke.
Ah propaganda how I miss it…lets go over a few things before I start,first off this is your first game review…it happens to be another huge PC/360 anticipated game and you write it off as if it were another mediocre title that was released on the PS3…
Speaking of the PS3 if it were not nightmare to code for it might have gotten its version out this year but since its a beast of a system in not only price but coding its going to delay it if not prevent a port from happening.
BTW I’m getting the PC version I have yet to touch a 360 because its a handicap PC and refuse to go near a PS3 until they drop the price to 400,at least the 360 is improving I might get one next year when the units with the new 64nm chips are out,the PS3 might change another version by then I wont get a PS3 till 09 or later…..not till I see devs making games for it like the PS2 …at least.
Everyone needs a WII its man best friend ^_~
MA AHAHAHAHAHAHA 0-o
PS:both systems have their merits,while the PS3 might be better in the long run(when devs in numbers start making games for it) its a beast to code for and optimizations will come slowly the only easy thing to use on it is space,while the 360 is solid the fail rate hurts it and HDD issues are becoming more apparent(devs wasting dev time making the game to run on a 360 without a HDD which has hurt at least 1 game so far ,PGR and possibly delayed GTA4 that one being a rumor tho,altho with the nuances of both systems it could simply be a all out delay to get it to run right on both.)
Honestly, could you review ANY 360 game and NOT be biased towards it? I’m happy the PS3 fufills ALL your needs, really I am, but I was hoping to come to this site to see if the SDF was a band of logical thinking people or cock-beating fanboys, it’s obviously the latter. DAMN!!
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If you think it`s FUN, just do it.Why not get-ting Bioshock a score ZERO?
Instead of doing such a fool site and making such a
f*cking comment like that,why didn`t you play your favorite console PS3?Or the PS3`s game is as bad as
this damn site?What a JOKE!!
@ Zippydsm
PGR4 is delayed for 3 weeks and that has nothing to do with developer issues and both the Gta trailers and press demos were running on 360, and they said they were behind on the ps3 version, so it’s more a case of the ps3 holding the 360 back, although they might have problems to get it to run well on both systems.
Haha, this is incredible. Fake reviews by misinformed fanboys.. whatever next!
Mai letta una cagata di recensione del genere… Giusto per rimanere sul QI del recensore (parolone…): Tis is a veri cagat of sit!!! Bioshock 10+ – sonydefenseforce 0- !!!
Are you stupid??? Was that review part of a bet to see who can post the most irritating, useless and childish review?? Or is it possible that you are REALLY that dumb???
Its people like you that further the steroetype that games are blinkered, aggrevating, childish sub-humans with zero grasp of the real world. Why dont you stop reviewing games and spend your time in a more profitable manner….. like pulling your foreskin over your head and suffocating yourself!!!!
Fucking idiot
Since you’re reviewing the game, i’m assuming you’ve played it all the way through atleast 3 times. It’s amazing how you managed to beat 60+ hours of gameplay so quickly.
GJ on your epic fail review, hope your PS3 catches your house on fire.
It’d be great to play this game on a PS3 using an HDTV. Rocking graphics
Emily
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Is this site a joke?
You are the ninja of all fanboys mate — and that aint a good thing.
It worries me deeply that people as fucking retarded as yourself have the ability to create websites that allow you to pass-off your fictitious ramblings as truths.
Just found this on your “About” page:
“SDF is here to cut through the mess and give straight answers about the Playstation Platform.”
I think the meaning of the word ‘straight’ has escaped you since birth, fanboy.
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hahaha i completely agree with this review. i mean come on whats there to like of a innovative game that gets the player involved?nothing. then you also have the story which just sucks because who would want to have amazing twists and explanations of past encounters in a game? only 360 fanboys. and finally what kind of idiot would want AI that attacks in teams to overcome the player? damn them stupid AI and their crappy textures. all in all thanks for being the narrowminded dumbass that you are for writing this review because i just learned that sony fanboys love telling lies of other games just to make their RRRRRRRRRRIDDDDDDGEEEEEEEE racer look superior
The hardest part about being a PS3 Fanboy…. Telling your parents you’re gay….
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I think you had an iD10t error. Maybe you should shutdown your brain and TRY to reboot.
wow, and i thought i was a sad fanboy. oh, and i’m not talking about the reviewer. i’m talking about all you loserass 360 fanboys taking this so damn seriously. this is sad. you realize this is a joke right? as i’m writing this, bioshock hasn’t even been released yet! i hope this has been educational for you all.
dumbasses.
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Wow, I haven’t heard that much self loving bull crap since Germany 1938
Oh, and by the way, you should thank Attack of the Show for the mention of your terrible review
I bet the people that now know of this site jumped 500%
Grats
Sillymikey said
‘Madden on ps3 – Unstable 30 FPS.
Madden on 360 – 60 FPS.’
Fixed.
Lol@all of you saying BioShock isnt coming to PS3.
>To conclude, let this game cook in the oven just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version.
Yeah! Or just get the PC version cause PCs have heaps more memory and hard-drive space then *any* console.
So by that rationale, the PC version should be the best. (except its not on blu-ray and that automatically makes things better).
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Smart i must say, quite smart. Let me congratulate you for attracting crowds to your site. The hits must be at an all time high! More than the maximum of 2 people you have simultaneously on a regular basis im sure.
5/10 wow… so that means that MortorStorm or whatever is deserving of a … lets see -2. Dont even get me started on your Giant enemy crabs, crotch grabbing poster boy (grandpa Snake?) and your favourite game, Mobile Suit Gundam!
Good job at getting publicity, you should try this more often to get more attention. Getting TV coverage on AOTS on G4, countless websites mocking your stupidity and even your own fanboys turning on you. Congrats on your first success!
(BTW made this account solely to bash the fuck out of you and your pathetic views)
LMAO. Playstation has nothing worth reviewing so instead they bash a 360 game. How amusing.
haha
you bought a PS3.
Metal Gear Solid 4 has a higher likelihood of coming to the 360 than bioshock does to the PS3.
It’s hilarious how bent up some people get over consoles. When you’re making up facts you know you’ve just gone into the deep end. Congrats!
I WILL DESTROY YOUR ANCESTORS just joking but seriously i will not really… i mean it
I WILL EAT YOU
MGS4 5/10
FF13 5/1o
now u know how it feels
HOLY SHIT. WOW. This is the most retarded thing I’ve ever read.
Only ONE out of almost 100 commenters got the fact that this was a parody? Jesus Christ, don’t you see how he exaggerates everything to favor PS3? Didn’t you notice the freaking site name? Man… I guess common sense isn’t common.
@writer
Masterful trolling, and to those that get it, this site is hilarious. Bookmarked!
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@ Slaziman
Sadly enough, this is not a parody, these people are so sad they actually mean it. Just look at the whole site, you think they put that much work in this site to use it as a front for parody? I don’t think so dude, they’re for real.
I think your conclusion is a bit premature.
Come on, the way he spins things (like Spielberg favors Blu-Ray, when he just said his movies aren’t exclusive to either format) and then finishes it with this line:
Now that Spielberg is onboard with Blu-ray the HD wars are over.
I mean, come on man. No one is that delusional. And I do think they would set this whole thing up as a parody, look how much “omg you fakin retard” comments this story drawed in, the writer must be laughing his ass off!
I’m 100% sure this whole site is a parody.
Woah! I had no idea that my 360 was so poor. This review has opened my eyes in a real way – I think that I will sell my 360 and get a PS£. Actually in all good conscience how could I ask money for my 360? I think I’ll donate it to a local charity.
Thank you Sony Depants Force – you’ve saved my life, oh how many hours would I have wasted playing the shockingly bad ‘bioshock’? I played the demo and thought it was astounding, however if you gave it only 5/10 I must get me some of that crack you have been smoking so I can really feel the pain of this game.
On another note – I’m new to the crack and crystal meth scene so would love to hear your tips and tricks on making money (so I can afford a PS£, some crack, and crystal meth). Maybe someguidelines on:
‘pimpin out your mom’
‘swallowing – its not as bad as all that’
‘Dad that hurts and gets me sticky, buts its worth it for my PS£’
I look forward to your help in my new mission to become a blatant inbred PS£ fanboy HICK!
“I’m wearing a hat… and its made of MONEY!”
Worst review ever. Entirely shaped by the fact you’re crying because this game won’t be on the PS3.
“I also wonder how much better the graphics would’ve been had they not been compressed to fit on a DVD”
This made me lol so hard, you so clearly don’t have a fucking clue about graphics hardware/engines. Compressed to fit on a dvd, rofl.
I’ve just read some of the rest of the site, I think i’ve been had, its a parody lol.
well i heard about this garbagge from AOTS and decided to check it out so ther are 2 things i want to mention one this is a big publicity stunt by some 40yr old guy who lives in his mothers basement surronded by over expensive sony crap who gets a high off of pissing people off and you are a worthlesse piece off scum. second was i was going to give a little credit to sony for tacking a risk that might payyoff, but no im to angry at this fag you are a waste off space and energy get a life bioshock is awesome and isnt going to the ps3 and dont write a crapy halo3 review either
[...] language in the comments is probably not work safe Sony Defense Force – Playstation 3, Playstation 2, Playstation Portable, Playstation Network
haha aots is so stupid ^^ not that i dont like the show, its just that they were too much 360 fans to just look at this review on the site. if u look at anything else on the site ull understand that it is a parody. now all the xbox360 fans watching the show checked this out and are all getting mad at only sum1 who is their friend. this is actually really funny to me because this is exactly how they act all theyr dicisions on. “omg all the ps3 launch titles suck!! im gonna buy a 360!” xbots, do u just gotta ruin everything and lose all repputation for urselfs?
Every gamesite in the world gives this game rave reviews and contender for GOTY–even up against Halo 3 (believe it) and this guy is complaining about bad animation and “the 360 is being pushed to hard”!?!
Are you kidding? Oh well, that’s okay. I’ll be enjoying Bioshock on my stressed out 360. When and EVEN IF it drops for PS3 6 or 7 months later, if they get it running on the platform, then you may enjoy, too.
Let me say that I also own a PS3, I’m just not able to play anything on it because Xbox titles that look and run better were dropped months before. That and Heavenly Sword sucks.
I’m glad I read this review. Now I know not to buy this buggy piece of crap game.
Okay, back to reality. You’re a fucking tool. Bioshock IS NOT coming to the PS3 no matter how much your retarded logic tries to make believe it will happen. It doesn’t even make sense to bring it to the PS3 since the user base is small and full or retards. Aside from that, the developer of Bioshock has stated about a billion time that it won’t be happening.
[...] id=comment-20>"wowyouareautistic Says: August 17th, 2007 at 8:59 am Okay , singed up just for this work of art. First off I would like to say you are severely [...]
I was gonna rag on your gay ass reveiw but i clearly dont need to…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! hehehehehehehehehohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hohohohohohohohohohhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!
nuff said.
[...] matar, y ademas el pobre muchacho espera una version para ps3……. que espere sentado….. Sony Defense Force – Playstation 3, Playstation 2, Playstation Portable, Playstation Network
i cant believe all the sony people who are getting mad at the reviews of the reviews of bioshock i mean it is only a parody i mean jeez don’t get mad at te comments nobody will take them seriosly. yes this is sarcasm and is intended for the sony people who think it is a parody here is a hint PUT PARODY SOMEWHER ON TH SITE it will save you alot of hate mail acnd comments
[...]To conclude, let this game cook in the oven just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem.[...]
you really think a PS3 version of Bioshock will have better animations and more weapons etc???
what you just said there, shows how stupid this website is.
how come every1 in the gaming world misuses words if u think the review is a joke it would not be a parody thats when u act like some1 or something else to make fun of them
SDFKiller fails far more than this site did at providing entertainment.
Dear Kid,
I’ve read my fair share of CRAP on the internet but your site takes the cake.
Kid, just be happy they made bioshock on the PS3, I think its a shocker they did.
Wow. Just wow. At least you could try and give some sort of non-biased review of other games.
I have all the systems of this generation and honestly right now my 360 is the most played thanks to some great games. Take Bioshock for example. The AI is smart. I am unsure of the glitches you mentioned in the AI, shooting and the graphics. Sure it doesn’t look like Gears of War or that Sony game that looks awesome…Oh right there are none of those out right now. Look bottom line. Bioshock is an excellent single player FPS. Sure lack of multiplayer might knock it down a notch with some people but the game itself for what the designers were attempting to do is great.
Hey and just remember this; while my post might suggest that I am an M$ fanboy just know that I will be the first person to say that a PS3 game is good when a decent one comes out. I look forward to such games as Drake’s Fortune and Metal Gear Solid 4 (and I HATE Metal Gear games so that is saying a lot). So keep that in mind next time you review a game that your precious 600 dollar Blu-Ray player didn’t get.
I was hesitant to even register to reply to this website for fear that this was just a ploy to attract web traffic to this absolutely biased website. I’ve read your other articles and if you hadn’t lost credibility already – you threw it away with this review. Ever wonder why x-box 360/wii websites don’t talk about ps3? It’s because they don’t have to defend such a HORRIBLE console system. (Come on, blu-ray on a console? what a fucking waste of money)
Bioshock recieved AMAZING reviews from everyone except you. The fact that you think it will be better on blue-ray is pathetic. Re-read your review then shoot yourself. The human race will benifit from the lack of your fanboi genes.
hahaha dayam. Man I just got this game tonight, and I gotta say whats wrong with this guy. This has gotta be the one of the best lookin games i’ve seen in a looong while, maybe even better than gears of war, and dam is it fun! Oh and also, what glitches, i’ve experienced no glitches what so ever. Ai is great, just everything is great in this game. I would definatley give this game a 10/10.
I guess your mother didn’t love you enuf or you are in a mental institution, either way. We know your a sheltered frightened little person, cause you cant see past your doorstop of a ps3, the hilarious part of all this is that even the fanboys here, the ps3 fanboys, hate you. I laughed so hard at all the posts, i had to take a break before i hurt myself! Deal with it, Sony has been a copycat company for years, and the finally got outdone by 360 and even the WII, suck on my wiimote fanboy. Sorry i cant type anymore cause i’m crying from all the laughing i’ve done reading this site…good luck keeping your credentials, if you even have any!
WOW this is the most fanboyish site I’ve ever seen! Even more that PS3 Fanboy. This site sucks and you suck.
[...] it’s all over the place and there is no better example than this sterling review by the not-bias-at-all Sony Defense Force, which opted to give Bioshock’s 360 version 5/10. Why? Apparently because a) they [...]
This is the best and most concise review ever. Bioshock is overated, guessing by these comments, or for the easily pleased. Anyway, I for one, won’t play the game as I think the Art Deco “movement” were just purile upper class designers masqurading pop art decorations as pretencious ornaments to sell to the middle class home owners in the economic depression of the 20′s and 30′s and was a very distasteful way to ignore importent social problems through superficial consumerism.
Anyone agree?
Hello, this is Kevin Pereria from Attack of the Show.
I want to tell everyone to lay off this guy, honestly, it must be difficult to write with some many cocks in your ass at the same time.
1. You say the xbox was “working too hard”, care to clue me in as to why you have shown absolute zero knowledge of anything tech. related, short of what they say on the PS3 website?
2. Although this whole website seems extremly unbiased[/sarcasm] What would EVER lead me to believe in your review rather than oh, let’s say,
those small little companies called IGN and EGM?
or, every other fucking review on the face of the planet?
3. Now that Bioshock is released, and will sell SO well that it will never touch the PS3, all the fanboy’s on the site can happily use there newfound paper weight to watch “Chocolate Rain” on the browser, over, and over again.
4. I’d like to see a video of those “glitches” in animation and such, because that’s never happened to me, or anyone else, ever…….ever ever, for that matter.
I give your review a whopping 0/10
Cock-a-doodle doo, bitches
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I had to register for this site just to remark that this is probably the worst review I have ever read. Not only is it short and lacking any type of detail whatsoever, but its the biggest jealous rant by a PS3 fanboy ever! I’m a Xbox fan but I am able to admit when Sony gets a good exclusive game. (It hasnt really happened yet but it might sometime this decade. Uncharted: Drakes Fortune looks awesome) But anyway, the point is that its already universally excepted by critics and intelligent gamers that Bioshock is a great game and a definate possibility for the Game of the Year. It will never be out on the PS3, but thats no reason to trash the game with lame insults and make crazy accusations like it would be better on Blue Ray! If your going to say such crazy things at least try to make up some evidence that you can back it up with. By the way, since your obviously a self diluted Sony fanboy, maybe you can explain why the PS3 supports 7 controllers and how many games actually use this feature? lol It makes me laugh.
Funniest review I’ve read in ages, but then some of the comments left on this page are even funnier.
Have you never heard of “tongue-in-cheek”?
Christ, don’t you sad people have a sense of humour?
Think it’s something you need to work on in-between your bouts of obscenities and poor spelling…
Sony Fanboy Reviews Bioshock (5/10), Comment Hilarity Ensues
[...]"To conclude, let this game cook in the oven just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect ge…
This is a parody ?
i really don’t know, cause today fanboys actually act like Mr Sony Defense Force on his website here.
So it is hard to tell if this here is comedy or not.
If you think it is, show us some evidence, cause only saying it, doesn’t verify anything.
In case you can’t do it, we have to live with both opinions. Maybe it is comedy, maybe it is serious.
Just live with it…..
Wow, that review was entirely self-serving, and was merely a showcase, to try to prove that the PS3 has more power than the 360 (everyone knows that). It seems that you wished to ignore every aspect of this game, except for frame rate. If you want to tell everyone the PS3 is powerful, and Blu-Ray is better than regular DVD’s for creating games, just do it, instead of horribly disguising in a review of a 360 game with minor frame-rate issues. I have this game. I’ve almost beaten it, and I love it. You know why? Because I’m not a ravenous fanboy who cares about nothing but graphics, and using a review to tell everyone the PS3 is awesome, while barely saying anything on the actual game.
Oh yes, I also couldn’t help but notice this review is fromthe 17th, and since 2K isn’t stupid enough to give a pre-release copy of a 360 game to a PS3 fan site, its clear you just pulled that entire thing out of your ass. Suddenly, everything makes sense.
And even if you got it from Toys R Us when they screwed up, unless you played it till your eyes bled, there would be no way you could have posted this review, and played the entire game in time.
Whoever wrote this three paragraph, poorly written review, is a fucking moron.
Get a life fuckface and stop sicking your dick into your PS3.
Well, maybe if Sony didn’t make 600 dollar paperweights then maybe an awesome game like Bioshock would be optioned for Sony.
So, what is your idea of a good game? ET for Atari?
Ghostbusters for the NES?
I bet your site will be down within a month.
Maybe we can use all of those stationary ps3′s in the wild to run bioshock smoother on the “straining 360′s”, since they aren’t getting used anyway for anything but Folding@home
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Hello, this is Kevin Pereria from Attack of the Show.
I want to tell everyone to lay off this guy, honestly, it must be difficult to write with some many cocks in your ass at the same time.
1. You say the xbox was “working too hardâ€, care to clue me in as to why you have shown absolute zero knowledge of anything tech. related, short of what they say on the PS3 website?
2. Although this whole website seems extremly unbiased[/sarcasm] What would EVER lead me to believe in your review rather than oh, let’s say,
those small little companies called IGN and EGM?
or, every other fucking review on the face of the planet?
3. Now that Bioshock is released, and will sell SO well that it will never touch the PS3, all the fanboy’s on the site can happily use there newfound paper weight to watch “Chocolate Rain†on the browser, over, and over again.
4. I’d like to see a video of those “glitches†in animation and such, because that’s never happened to me, or anyone else, ever…….ever ever, for that matter.
I give your review a whopping 0/10
Cock-a-doodle doo, bitches
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If you are in fact Kevin Pereria, I take back everything I said bad about G4, and your shows. I would watch Attack of the Show every day for the rest of my life. A host being awesome in real life, thats like amazing!
NO BIOSHOCK ON PS3!
pwn for you, idiot.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/denied/levine-there-will-be-no-ps3-bioshock-293304.php
That review sucked. not only are you not getting the game as you chose the wrong console and are annoyed you spent too much on a pile of useless junk, but also your review was 2 paragraphs long. and the ps3 may have superior graphics. But who cares as its too expensive and has no descent games as well as poor online. Quit taking out the fact your console is rubbish on good games.
HAHAHA! This is the funniest thread of all time ever on any forum, HAHAHA!!! i can’t believe this website even exists its like that Iraqi information minister at the start of that whole war thingy…HILARIOUS!!
Why are you reviewing an Xbox 360 game on a Sony PS3 site? That’s an oxymoron. That’s just plain stupid. You obviously never even played the game.
And seriously, the specs for PS3 and 360 in terms of GPU/CPU power is so close it’s hard to compare. The 360 actually has a slightly better GPU and the PS3 has a slightler better CPU…so what?
GPU is graphics btw…so no, the PS3 version would NOT have better gfx.
hmm only 1 review on this site and it is xbox 360 game
Spoiler: You will have to wait a long time to see Bioshock on the PS3.
And nice review by the way, you managed to tell people absolutely nothing about the gameplay, the story, the graphics (“the water is nice”… ooooh deep), and you’ve given no actual logical conclusion as to why you think the game is bad.
FAIL.
Well, you guys have certainly lodged your feet firmly in mouth up to your knees. Nice review. Here’s Mr. Ken Levine’s response:
http://www.maxconsole.net/?mode=news&newsid=20089
In short, it’s basically him shitting all over you. NO BIOSHOCK FOR PS3. Period. Nice work! Maybe you should do more XBOX 360 reviews and see how many more exclusives you can generate for MS.
Funny review. Do you guys work for Michael Moore or were just dropped on your head about a dozen times when you were a child?
Dude. Okay, everyone is calling these guys fanboys because you’re all mad they they’re right. Bioshock is like The Godfather, even Gears of War, a lot of people think it’s good because it’s fun, but honestly that fun only lasts 10-15 minutes. GOW, The Godfather, and Bioshock are all very mediocore games. Bioshock’s story is HORRIBLE, no doubt about it. The graphics are no better than anything we’ve seen on PS3 (Uncharted, Home, MGS4) so I am honestly not that impressed. I love my 360, but I love my PS3 more.
“wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem.”
Stupid. Lets see: PC version “USES HDD!!11 omg superior!1″, it would’ve more weapons but I think game makers didnt want to include 50 different weapons, AI could also be better but its good now.
And tell me, what games on PS3 uses HDD? None.
Will MGS4 use HDD? No.(extra skins/stuff from PS store does not count, that kinda stuff can be done on 360 too). You cant make game and think “oh they will have free space” on the console! Just imagine the hassle to delete and install like some PC game.
So are you total douche bag who just made this entry to boast your fucking BLU-ray? Honestly, people like you make me hate BLU-RAY more and more. (you even got me to make this freaking account).
ArcChargerKing does not have 360.
I can’t see this site NOT being a parody as a possibility. I mean, COME ON… The Sony PSii Remote?!
U FOOLS R FUCKEN STUPID OBVIOUSLY IF U HAV A GODDAMN PS3 THEN YOUD BE PLAYIN THE PS THAN THAT SHITTY 360 THAT SHIT BROKE ON ME THE FIRST DAY I GOT IT
I PUT A FUCKEN DVD IN IT AND ITS SUPPOSED TO HANDLE DVDS, SO I GOT IT FIXED FOR LIKE ANOTHER 50 BUCKS
IT BLOWS BIG TIME SO FUCK THE 360
I BOUGHT A PS3 AND ITS 10X BETTER THAN THAT GAY 360 U GUYS HATE SONY CUZ ITS BOMB
SONY WILL ALWAYS BEAT MICROSOFT IN CONSOLES
SO JUST STFU ALREADY AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT AND THIS BIOSHOCK SHIT IS AN ALRIGHT GAME IF IT COMES OUT ON PS3 ITS GONNA BE SOO MUCH FUCKEN BETTER
AND PPL STOP FUCKEN HATIN SONY JUST CUZ ITS MORE EXPENSIVE
CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND BLAZE THE KUSH
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Iceleafu Says:
August 27th, 2007 at 7:23 am
“wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem.â€
Stupid. Lets see: PC version “USES HDD!!11 omg superior!1″, it would’ve more weapons but I think game makers didnt want to include 50 different weapons, AI could also be better but its good now.
And tell me, what games on PS3 uses HDD? None.
Will MGS4 use HDD? No.(extra skins/stuff from PS store does not count, that kinda stuff can be done on 360 too). You cant make game and think “oh they will have free space†on the console! Just imagine the hassle to delete and install like some PC game.
So are you total douche bag who just made this entry to boast your fucking BLU-ray? Honestly, people like you make me hate BLU-RAY more and more. (you even got me to make this freaking account).
ArcChargerKing does not have 360.
THIS guys right
no fuck that fool my bad
There’s no PS3 version you Sony pricks, so why don’t you just eat a dick.
It’s funny, there’s a guy at my work like you morons, rips into every awesome 360 game because the PS3 has sweet FA. Keep believing it if you want, but MS are here and they have finally started breaking your beloved Sony. The sooner Sony pull out of the console market the better.
Has there been a game for the PS3 and 360 that the PS3′s version was better? No. All madden games run faster on the 360 then on the PS3.
Oh and for your first review on SONY DEFENSE FORCE did you review a 360 game?
Go fall off a cliff.
@holysh1t
You have some of the worst points I have seen in my life.
If your 360 broke on the first day you got it you wouldn’t have to pay 50 bucks to repair it it has a warranty dumb shit.
And I couldn’t read half of the stuff you typed. Learn to type complete sentences!
My homosexual friend told me to buy a PS3 and he would let me pitch *wink* so I did and what a fucking waste of money and his ass wasnt that good either. People tell me its a grill… cant make steaks. They tell me its a toaster…cant make toast. they told me I could fuck it buuuuut the hole is to small so people who have a PS3 have small dicks. End of story…
wow i cant believe this i didnt know we were getting Bioshock on the PS3, this is awsome. its funny tho because just last week i went to Sony HQ’s to have a chat with Howard about some up comming games and whatnot, and when i asked him about some games he gave me a dumb look and said “what the fuck are those?”, we dont need games we got BLUE RAY!.
most biased site ever
ay dumbshit y dont u stfu first of all the 360 has been out for almost 2 years and ps3 has been out for almost 1 yr so 360 had shitty ass games, they still do the only games that r only for 360 thats worth playen is lost planet,bioshock,dead rising, and gears of war soon to be halo 3 if its any good so just stfu, sony’s better, admit im strait up for ps3 its the best investment and plus u gotta pay for live dumbfucks thats gonna drain ur fucken money so stfu sonyhaters, just cuz u kno its the better console u dont want to admit it
stfu alrite and plus dumbfuck wen the warranty runs out wtf r u gonna do asshole muthafukkaz
Ok you guys are the worst ps3 fanboy site also with sony protection group.
WTF is wrong with you a 5/10 you guys havnt played this game yet hell you guys dont have a 360 you just make up lies and post it you guys suck at ps3 news.
Why the 5/10 because you fanboys think its not on the ps3 its a bad game grow up and end your life right now.
sdf and spg sucks.
go kill your self sdf
you suck
[QUOTE]holysh1t Says:
September 1st, 2007 at 1:05 pm
ay dumbshit y dont u stfu first of all the 360 has been out for almost 2 years and ps3 has been out for almost 1 yr so 360 had shitty ass games, they still do the only games that r only for 360 thats worth playen is lost planet,bioshock,dead rising, and gears of war soon to be halo 3 if its any good so just stfu, sony’s better, admit im strait up for ps3 its the best investment and plus u gotta pay for live dumbfucks thats gonna drain ur fucken money so stfu sonyhaters, just cuz u kno its the better console u dont want to admit it
stfu alrite and plus dumbfuck wen the warranty runs out wtf r u gonna do asshole muthafukkaz[QUOTE]
ok its only 50$ a year for live if you cant make that money in a year please go kill your self
this site sucks monkey fuck you sdf need lives go get stabbed in the balls and go to hell
lol I just registered to say this is the saddest place ive ever been on the internet. I dont know who you are but your life must suck please dont ever review another 360 game again. Was this review a fucking joke or somthing?? Were you on crack while reveiwing this game?? Go under a fucking rock and die you dumb peice of shit. SDF is the most pathetic attempt at damge control ever bioshck shit on every ps3 game so far. You are idiot/moron.
Well, at least 360 owners get to play the game :/.
[...] for reviews and critical disection, its hard to find out slipping under 95%, and the only negative press coming out seems to be from PS fanboys who are gutted that its not coming out under the Sony brand. [...]
I cant believe that this tripe was posted has a review. Does the reviewer get special Blowjobs off sony execs or something? Its shit like this that make me embarrased when purchasing games in public, because it’s this fanboyism thats sooooo imature and pathetic. BioShock is sick! The graphics are fantastic, and yes the may be better on ps3 but there is no need to be so up sonys arse. I have all three new systems and its the wii that gets most attention from my mates not the other two. This kind of false review just shows how utterly pathetic you sony fanboys are. Admit the the 360 has some amazing games that sony would kill for but because we know they are run by two faced lying scum bags they release crap like fall of man and think we’ll turn away from the superior gears of war, then theirs nintendo laughing all the way to the bank, which just shows sony to be the knobs they are. The ps3 came out to late and too expensive, it’s a great piece of kitt but with little or no good games, it may has well be a paper weight.
P.S. Crap review if ever i saw one and i’ve been gaming since the 8 bit speccy days!
5/10???! i disagree!
thats way too high, should be 2/10!!!
[quote]jeff1920 Says:ok its only 50$ a year for live if you cant make that money in a year please go kill your self
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jeff1920 Says:
September 1st, 2007 at 5:41 pm
this site sucks monkey fuck you sdf need lives go get stabbed in the balls and go to hell
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fool stfu if u hav a 360 dont be dissin ps3, unless u hav 1 u got beef with ps3 than fuck u fools, and plus ur lucky i dont know u cuz if u ever say that again or else ur life is gonna end short fool, so i suggest u to stfu and stop talkin shit
and plus wtf all of u ppl need to git lives, theres more to life than games, and plus madden blows this guys jeff’s dick, its the fucken same shit evry goddamn time, its a money drainer and its only fun for when ppl r at ur house or w/e just like after u beat halo alot of times
i like microsoft but they shud stick to makin software not no fuckin consoles
SONY…FTW
Bioshock…what a shitty game. With Cell and Blu-Ray however…it could be GOTY
This game gets 10s from nearly all REAL gaming sites, but im not gonna buy it because some 10 year old Sony fanboy says it sucks. Thanks SDF!!!
Although this is a fabulous review (for all the obvious reasons), it did forget to include the one little nugget of info that really sticks it to *actual* PS3 fanboys. If you read the front of the box of Bioshock for either PC or Xbox, you can see a little green stamp on there that reads “Only for Xbox and PC”.
Now, not to hate, because if you did shell out 600 (or even 500) for Sony’s big black behemoth of uselessness, and thus can’t afford a 360, I really do feel empathy for you. You got caught up in Sony’s market-storm of, well, lies, and now have to miss out on great games like this. That sucks. That sucks hard. And games like Lair and Heavenly Sword just aren’t going to be making up for it.
What I don’t understand, (Really. It makes no sense to me), is why people that bought the PS3 don’t hate Sony more than the people that didn’t. I mean, if I was down that much money for something like the PS3, I’d be incredibly pissed.
I CAN NOT WAIT FOR YOUR HALO 3 REVIEW!!!!!
I could come on here and scream about the biased review like some people. I could rant and rave about the people running this site being fanboys like some other people. Or, I could post some facts and let other people make their own decisions.
The PS3 is supposed to be superior to the Xbox 360, yet the numbers say otherwise.
July 2006: The Xbox 360 had been out for 8 months and sold 206,000 units according to NPD.
July 2007: The PS3 had been out for 8 months and sold 159,000 units according to NPD.
July 2007: The Xbox 360 had been out for 20 months and sold 170,000 units according to NPD.
Fact 1: The Xbox 360 sold better at 8 months than the PS3 did at the same point in time.
Fact 2: The Xbox 360 still outsold the PS3 in July 2007, despite having been out a year longer.
Fact 3: Xbox 360 sales are slowing down because most people who want an Xbox 360 already have one.
Fact 4: More people have an Xbox 360 than a PS3.
Fact 5: At the rate of sales for PS3s, Sony won’t be able to reach Xbox 360 numbers until the PS3 has been out a lot longer than the Xbox 360 was when it reached those numbers.
Is the Playstation 3 a good system? I’d be willing to say it’s a great system. It has it’s flaws like any other system and the good points far outweigh them.
Is the Xbox 360 a bad system? I’d be willing to say that it is also a great system. It’s had some ups and downs, but overall it’s a great addition to any home.
Is the Playstation 3 better than the Xbox 360? No. Sorry, the Playstation 3 doesn’t have the variety of quality titles, the attractive price point or enough big-name exclusives.
Why are these things important? These are the things that Sony used to dominate the game industry against Nintendo, Sega and even Microsoft in the past.
The Playstation 2 wasn’t more powerful than the Xbox. The Xbox had graphics that were clearly better than the Playstation 2′s in every category. The hard drive allowed custom soundtracks and downloadable content. The online was well designed and easy to use.
Why did Sony win that battle? It had a better variety of quality games, a lower, more attractive price and more big-name exclusives.
Microsoft is now in the same position Sony was when it released the Playstation 2. They’ve learned how the industry works and have positioned themselves to take advantage.
But the PS3 has BluRay! Great, I can spend $600 dollars on a videogame system so that I can watch the highest quality movies on the market. Yes, I know the PS3 is $100 dollars cheaper, but that deal is limited to the discontinued 60 Gig version. The 80 Gig is back at $600.
Or, I could just go to BestBuy and get the Xbox 360 Elite and the HD-DVD drive. I get the same quality for the movies and trade motion controls that nobody has actually been able to take advantage of and a Wireless connection that I may not even need for 40 extra Gigs (over the 80 Gig PS3) of storage and a unified online service that can match me against opponents who are at my skill level. All for only 30 dollars more.
It’s all about personal preference. You like the PS3, that’s great, it’s a great system and once it gets some great games, I’ll join you in loving it. You want to try and tell me that I’m wrong to like the Xbox 360? Sorry, you get to spend 4-6 hours updating this “Sony Defense Force” site. I get to spend the same amount of time with BioShock, Madden 08 (which runs twice as smooth as the PS3 version) and soon, Halo 3.
I don’t need to defend the Xbox 360 because I get to actually enjoy it. It’ll be nice when PS3 users can say the same.
well ok this is agreeable but the bluray has better quality if u hav a hdtv or not hddvds will fuck up reg. tvs so thats wat blu rays r for
and plus the ps3 has barely been out of fucken course its not gonna hav better games than 360, but wen the time comes just watch sony is gonna pwn microsoft, just wait till they git good games
Absolute proof that you’re all completely off your fucking rockers.
When fanboyism is mixed with retardation-induced ignorance, Sony Defense Force is born.
“I just registered to say this is the saddest place ive ever been on the internet. I dont know who you are but your life must suck please dont ever review another 360 game again. Was this review a fucking joke or somthing??”
First order of business…put an “e” in “something”
Second. Fuck yes it’s a joke. And a damn funny one at that.
jeff1920 says: “ok its only 50$ a year for live if you cant make that money in a year please go kill your self”
Dammit, jeff, how the hell is he gonna afford a proper suicide? THINK!
YOU GUYS ARE JUST GIVING IT A BAD SCORE BECAUSE IT IS ON THE 360. YOUR NOT FOOLING ANYBODY
Funniest review ever. Please review more 360 games.
Go fuck yourselfs.
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@ The fucked in the ass Reviewer
…And then you woke up
LOL LOL LOL @ the xbots who fell right into this wide open trap.
Good job SDF for showing us the true intelligence of the xbots who get offended from a fake review…they even try to justify the high score of Bioshock LOL LOL
lol, do you gusy realy agree with this dude?? Honestly, the game is fucking awsome on pc and xbox, and you give it a 5/10 and says it will be much greater on the ps3, with some new added weponds and “improved” AI. Realy dude?? So you would rais it to, hmm I guess 10/10 because they added some new weponds?? GRATZ DUDE.
If you really played the game, tell me who Atlas really is?
you cant be serious
You guys are fucking idiots. Really. Dumbest shits ive ever seen. Nice work.
http://www.gamespot.com/reviews.html?type=reviews&platform=1028&mode=all&sort=score&dlx_type=all&sortdir=asc
http://www.gamespot.com/reviews.html?type=reviews&platform=1029&mode=all&sort=score&dlx_type=all&sortdir=asc
What the hell PS3 only one game with a 9+ rating ?
HAHAHAHA
go kill yoursellf
ok u guys are just pissed off that the ps3 has like noooooooooooo good games ok bioshock its better than lair and all the other shit the ps3 has ok and now ur pissed that halo 3 is comin out well halo 3 will kick killzone 2 ass up and down the block buy a 1000 pound bad ass and sony is just pissed that they cant pump out some good shit like bioshock,blue dragon,gears of war,halo3,halo wars and the list goes on an on so quit your bitchin when the ps3 has other games that don’t suck come talk to me about it
HAHA WAT A FUCKING RETARDED WEBSITE
10TH BEST GAME OF ALL TIME AND IT GETS 5/10 WHILE LAIR GETS 10/10 HAHAHAHAHA STOP MAKING ME FUCKING LAUGH U FUCKING MORONS
HOPE YOU ALL DIE
ok ill try and talk a little sence.
bioshock is a good game,but not great.
after playing fps such as f.e.a.r and halo 3 it somehow does’nt quite hit the spot.the graphics look very nice along with the water effects,but game play is a very avarage fps. ill give it a 7/10.
Guys, guys, guys, you can’t compare everything to Lair.
It’s just not fair.
Seriously though, they shouldn’t let retards run a site unsupervised.
Okay, i have to create an account to say this: You sucks. No seriously, how could you claim yourself a ps3 fanboy? You disgraced us fanboys, you dishornoured us, you ruined the reputation of us – ps3 fanboys, you should feel ashamed of yourself to be one among us, SDF! We, ps3 true fans don’t do such dishonourable things. Some other articles could be considered as parodies, but this – a review, which is a serious task and you make it like a joke! NOONE WRITES A REVIEW FOR FUN! NOBODY! Bring the jokes somewhere else, because once you put them in a review, any review, it’s not funny anymore.
A true ps3 fan like me just want to be a hire a hacker to destroy the whole site. You made us being called retarded from the view of PC and 360 (even Wii) fans. F*CK OFF!!!! YOU DON’T BELONG TO US, YOU DON”T BELONG TO THE TRUE PS3 COMMUNITY! You made the PS3 community the most annoying and hateful community of all. Since the day i became a PS3 fan, i always receive hatred from my 360 dudes, all because they read reviews like this. All because of you, SDF!!!
To 360 fans: I appologized you guys for the rude and annoying comments of all PS3 guys here. Ignore them, we don’t accept those losers into our community (they belong to the losers community). And come on! We need peace around here! Bioshock rocks! Warhawk 3 rocks! Gears of War rocks! Resistance Fall of Man rocks! And lastly Oblivion rocks!!!! We will have great time with our own favorite consoles, no need to wage war. Peace…
Also registered just to, erm, register my views. New to consoles after years of PC gaming. I chose the 360 for many reasons including title availability, online community and price. Don’t care which has a greater FPS rate or any of the other stuff that gets nerds sweating. Both PS3 and 360 are nice machines and watching COD4 side-by-side it wasn’t really possible to seperate the two. Yes I’m sure SOMEONE will get all excited trying to explain which minutae makes one better than the other but frankly it really doesn’t matter does it? PS3 gamers, 360 gamers, PC gamers – enjoy, whatever you own. This review is, however, a waste of pixels and the 15yr old who was let loose to write it should start thinking about girls and parties and other shit rather than feeling self-satisfied about their support of PS3 over the 360. Bioshock is brilliant by the way..
The review was a little short and unfair, and the game deserves a higher rating. But Bioshock is far from any perfect game. It does indeed have some glitches in the cosmetic department, like textures popping in and out, sound dropping out, subtitles are not in sync, etc. It’s a bit choppy on the 360 and if you turn off the framerate lock you get screen tearing. The story is pretty poor too. All in all, it’s a good game though and very addictive. But short. I bought it on thursday afternoon, played it in the evening, then some on friday afternoon and again on sunday evening. Then I reached the end. I think it took about 8 hours to complete it.
it would be better on ps3 that for sure but that doesnt stop it being great on the 360
SDF gives this a bad review and doesn’t bother to point out that it is indeed, system shock 2′s bastard child.