Monday Mail: Hate, Bioshock, and Why you should avoid Xbox Live
Welcome to the first of the new weekly edition to the SDF site: Monday Mail. You write in, we respond.
Bioshock reactions:
Mark wrote:
I would simply like to say that
you guys smell very very bad
the review for bioshock was quite disappointing, giving such a gem game 5/10 is simply because u guys smell bad
and!!! because u guys love ur ps3 oh so much
which isnt that great either
and u guys still smell very very bad
Yes… it’s because we smell bad. Maybe if you send me some soap and shampoo I’d forget about all the flaws Bioshock is riddled with. Or better yet, I’ll just wait for the superior PS3 port. Thanks for the letter.
Billy B. wrote:
Let me preface this by saying that I am a pround owner of a PS3. I do not own a 360 yet but I will sometime in the future.With that said, your review of Bioshock is the worst review I’ve ever seen… And I’ve seen a LOT of reviews. I’ve been a gamer since the Atari 2600 days. Your review of the 360 version of Bioshock is so sickeningly biased toward the PS3 that it is laughable. Actually people really are laughing at it.I have lost all respect for opinions and I will no longer be going to your website.
You’ve lost all respect for a new website that reviewed a game you never played on a system you don’t even own? Are you sure you’re a “pround” owner of a PS3? Okay…
Quick Hits:
Phillip wrote:
first of all ps3 sales are shit to say the least, its in last place, so shut the fuck up, do you even know what your talking about, WTF?!?! plus there is NO Bioshock for the ps3 its a 360 only you fucking noobs? ps3 sales are falling due to the 360 elite, read up on shit before you make shit sites up, ps3 is a cheap blue ray player, wii is for family fun and the 360 is the best gameing consol END OF! NOW GO HAVE A WANK ON YOUR SHIT PS3 BECAUSE I KNOW U AINT GOT A GIRL FRIEND AND YOU ANIT GOT NO LIFE! NOW FUCK OFF!
Thomas wrote:
Why don’t you guys kill yourselves?
Jimmy wrote:
fux u dogg xbot three60 blast pstripple in the ass lol
Thanks for reminding the SDF staff why we don’t play on Xbox Live.
God forbid you guys, y’know…elaborate on how Bioshocked is riddled with flaws. You know, the kind of thing people do when they actually put effort into a review of something. Observe :
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“While the animation seemed stiff…”
Stiff how?
“none of the animation hitches, shooting glitches and AI was cleaned up”
What animation ‘hitches’?
Shooting glitches? What? Where?
What’s wrong with the AI?
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Critical thinking! Ever heard of it?
Yes, I meant “Bioshock,” not “Bioshocked.”
And you guys do smell.
Dude STFU you fanbot, the review was biased and done by someone who didn’t even play bioshock.
just admit it ya douchebag.
and also.
Oh so sad, no PS3 bioshock, sorry your so retarded,
http://n4g.com/gaming/News-62309.aspx
and I suppose you don’t know graphics DON’T COME FROM THE CELL, they come from the GOU, and 360’s is better.
retard.
Do you ever even look at your comments?
Okay – they’re just trying to see how stupid people are now for their own pleasure- and youse guys’re lining up for em…
funny, very very funny joke.
I can see it now – April 1, 2008 they’ll actually post an honest, completely genuine article and then proclaim April Fool’s with the regular BS biased story to rile people.
It’s really funny, SDF, and people keep falling for it (and even though I know this site is totally making fun of itself and those who rail against it, I still can’t help commenting here as if this is the genuine article, so to speak).
Keep it up!
“Thanks for reminding the SDF staff why we don’t play on Xbox Live”
you mean that a group of people write this crap
wow, just wow……
you need more than one person to post fake news, biased opinions and and severely twisted facts on the internet
gotta say though, love the site, always a good chuckle
This site is like a mangled car accident on the freeway. You have to slow down and look despite the tragedy of the situation. People dont respond well to stupidity and ignorance, and this site is full of it.(hence why you have all the violent comments) If your one true goal of this site is to give 360/Wii owners a place to make fun of the PS3, then you’ve accomplished your goal. Otherwise, I dont see why this site was ever created.
@mmikej24:
It’s a site to draw in Sony haters, Nintendo haters, Microsoft Haters and all related platform haters to one place so that the owners of the site can behave stupidly.
And, it works.
And, the site itself and those who don’t realize they’re going along with a joke are FUNNY.
*edit – “so that the owners of the site can watch them behave stupidly”
@e-pro
yeah, there are three of four of them
“Thanks for reminding the SDF staff why we don’t play on Xbox Live.”
did they just say the have xboxs?
Hey here’s a thought, instead of responding only to letters that only you have access to(Assuming of course they even exist), how about responding to criticism on the comments? You know, so we know it isn’t just a plant?
You know, I think the only way I can tell this site isn’t serious is the fact that the logo is a giant enemy crab. I’m pretty much convinced now that this is actually a satirical site going AGAINST Sony. If that’s true, KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, SDF, YOU’RE GIVING US SOME GREAT STUFF! THANKS!
&everyone who realizes this is fake:
Start all Comments with “This site is a fake: Here’s my take on this post:”
this shit is funny as hell
@uberdave
I am willing to bet that they are plants
btw, I really cant tell if this place is fake or not, but I like saying the things I say, so I am going to go with the latter.
I wonder if Sony has released a reviewer’s guide to Bioshock
You’re all morons. Not the SDF people, but you guys reading and writing comments. Yeah, I realize that by typing this I’m a moron, but you read it, so you are too!
I don’t about you guys, but I’m having a ball! It’s like a gaming Roast, insults in honor! Like Game Informer’s Sacred Cow BBQ. SDF should cut down on the Wii some more, not just the 360. I’d love to hear some Wii jokes. Oh, and thanks for making you site Wii-friendly! LMAO!
I think that anyone who actually prefers a PS3 to … well pretty much any other console in the world it stupid. I mean, you’s have to be mentally retarded to actually go out and buy a PS3 after all the bad pree it has got. The only possible conclusion I can come to is that the people that started this site like being insulted because YOU ARE ALL FUCKING RETARDS!
What next? Super Mario Galaxy on the PSP? Get real guys, there are hundreds of websites QUOTING 2K Games saying they AREN’T BRINGING IT OUT ON THE PS3! Microsoft paid them to keep it MS exclusive.
Oh look! You only put “letters” in that had “speeling misteaks”, which you probably made in the first place. Try putting real letters in, and you may… MAY.. Get respect…
Oh wait, I forgot. You make the PS3 worth no respect.
lol. I like how you only choose the letters that are horribly written and can be easily countered, not the ones that are actually valid and sane.
I swear, this site is so hilarious. I cannot believe just how asinine you and your posts are (thats right, I said you as in single…I highly doubt that there is any type of ’staff,’ best case scenario is you have a web developer and a writer). Seriously, how more biased can you be? At least 90% of your information is bull (that percentage was as calculated as your facts are check — not).
Anyways, thanks for making me ROFLMAO and such. Go have fun playing Lair or something. Giving it a 10/10 was as funny as your Bioshock rating of 5/10. Not to mention your reviews are as long and as informative as a fourth grader’s book report.
I just enjoy flaming idiots. I don’t actually care whether this lot are retarded fanbois or not, either way the articles make me laugh.
I like to roleplay too
RARFLAMOZ Stopid sony heads 3sixtees iz da best andz u wiz u hadz some bioshocks.
p.s. lol at the retards who miss the message.
SDF is satire. What dumbass would be dumb enough to say “bioshock is 5/10 and sucks, go play lair” and then a week later Celebrate at the fact that “Bioshock coming to ps3s!!!!!!”
You guys make me laugh.
Let ME start by saying that not only am I a TRUE PS3 fan but I also AGREE with the review that was written about Bioshock. Just so all of you Xbox FANBOYS know that I have played both consoles extesnively and Ivpersonally believe that the PS3 is better so SUCK IT.
@ Willey
I honestly thing they are that dumb. Did you miss the part in the bioshock review where they said that the cell and blu-ray would make it perfect?
ya this is true step up assholes u guys never played the ps3 let alone hav 1 so just plz stfu if u hate sony so damn much y the fuck r u on it??? dumbasses i swear goddamnit u guys r so damn stupid and plus live blows
Phillip wrote:
first of all ps3 sales are shit to say the least, its in last place, so shut the fuck up, do you even know what your talking about, WTF?!?! plus there is NO Bioshock for the ps3 its a 360 only you fucking noobs? ps3 sales are falling due to the 360 elite, read up on shit before you make shit sites up, ps3 is a cheap blue ray player, wii is for family fun and the 360 is the best gameing consol END OF! NOW GO HAVE A WANK ON YOUR SHIT PS3 BECAUSE I KNOW U AINT GOT A GIRL FRIEND AND YOU ANIT GOT NO LIFE! NOW FUCK OFF!
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah wtf like hed even had a girlfriend lmao wat an asshole
And thanks for reminding us just how incompetent you fucking fags really are! Drop dead you fucking scumbags.
To holyshit:
Yea LIVE blows about as hard as your worthless gimp mother. Now go do some folding@home since htat’s about the best thing on the PS3. Who the FUCK would waste their money on a PS3 when they can easily shoot themselves in the head?
actually someone shooting themselves would be cheaper but good statement
also sony doesnt need your lame site to stand up for it, although 360 kills ps3, im still sure sony is big enough to fight for themselves
the real version of bioshock couldnt be done on the failure known as the xbox 360, this is y it is being remade in all its glory for the ps3. the ps3 version will get a 10/10 im sure because the devs could actually make the game they wanted on the ps3s advanced tech unlike the 360s remade atari hardware