Monday Mail: SDF Love and Lair
This weeks edition includes SDF praise and emails about a little game called Lair….
SDF Love:
Austin writes:
Thank you for providing the unbiased news that you do. It seems that everywhere I go lately has horribly biased news on the next gen console war and I’m glad there’s a website that I can go to get unbiased news on the PS3 because all other sites have only biased (negative) news on the PS3.
Lurch writes:
Your site is beautiful.
Benny writes:
Thank you SDF for having the guts to stand up for what you believe in. There are so many sites out there full of ‘reporters’ wanting to get into game development therefore they suck the taint of any game dev they come into contact with. It’s so refreshing to hear unbiased, unfiltered, uncensored news for a change. Gamespot, IGN, Kotaku and all the rest could learn a thing or two from you. Keep up the great work!
Thanks for the kind words Benny (and everyone else). We here at SDF do this for you guys. Like we said in our mission statement, we cut through the FUD and deliver solid, unbiased stories about your favorite Sony systems. No more, no less.
Lair Review:
Philip writes:
WOW just WOW, you have to be the most low life scum fanboy i have ever seen,
fucking amazing, really. do you have any sort of life. lair sux have fun wasting 60 dollers lol
cp3 writes:
the next mario 64? lololololol I havent even played lair yet and i can alredy tell you its no mario 64. get a grip you sony *edit*
Well, well it seems like the anti-Sony hype machine is still in full swing… I’m willing to bet most of the people who complained about the Lair review hadn’t even played it yet. Lair will be appreciated over time for breaking down barriers and opening new doors for gaming innovation. Anyway, thanks for the always intelligent counter-arguments Xbox fans. Spell check does wonders you know.
No FUD huh? i would say that this site has become a parody of itself, but we all know that happened ages ago.
i love hatemail, you get to pick who you mock and can change anything they say, as opposed to taking them on live
nothing can save lair from sucking
Your picking the most literate of ps3 writers and worst of the 360 writing. I bet you get 50, better mails a week, with good spelling and ligitamate arguments, but your just covering them up, to make us look bad, and so you can just keep ignoring the intelligent ones. I’d love to hear someone respond to this.
Thorax: It’s a parody, yes. Of itself? Not necessarily.
I played lair today. Ugly, ugly game.
“Lair will be appreciated over time for breaking down barriers and opening new doors for gaming innovation”
Nooo….. that would be the Wii and many games on that system. Lair will be appriciated as being one of the biggest jokes in the gaming industry… i’m gonna guess you didn’t get your reviews guide
and your fan mail is so bad, “Gamespot, IGN, Kotaku and all the rest could learn a thing or two from you”…. yes, i’m sure they’ve wondered about how to be the biggest retards in the game industry
ha ha ha ha
Maybecca:
This site says it give honest news about all things playstation, and it constantly does exactly the opposite, such as the lair review, and constaly bashing xbox.
“Your Site Is Beatiful!” I Lol’d
You were not put upon this Earth to “get it”, Thorax. Are you familiar with a certain newspaper which refers to itself as “America’s Finest News Source”?
Ever heard of a little thing called sarcasm? I think your “fans” were using it in heavy doses when they wrote those letters.
Benny is now my hero.
This is always the funniest day. For two reasons: One, it’s great to hear what SDF has to say about itself, whether it’s good or bad (why do you think the names of the replies they review always have “real” names like Bobby, Buddy, Austin, instead of sonylover69 or coolgamer146)
Two, it’s funny to see, no offence anyone, replies that actually think this site is for real.
P.S. So “biased” = “negative”
Does that mean all your 360 news has been “biased?” You said it yourself, “Austin”.
And “Benny”
There are definately a lot of journalists, esspecially from Associated Press, who think they know video games, only to give stupid or even anti-gamer news. These people wouldn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground. You’re right.
Most of them support the PS3. Great job!
I know, it’s funny and that’s why I come here everyday,not for unbiased no fud news, but for laughs.
Lol, Lurch is now my hero.
Well i’m always here and i love my playstation 3 and for some reason only people that like 360 comes here and talk Shi% well yea this is what i think Stranglehold comes with the Blue Ray movie of Hardboiled but i have to wait to buy the game i’m playing Heavenly Sword (men the game is good) and Eternal Sonata is coming to the PS3 i’m buying the one. I dont wan to buy a 360 because the consoles are bad, When they make a good one that dont burn i get one now that Halo 3 is coming out we are going to see more Red Rings of Dead. And all the games are coming to the PS3 so Why get another console wen i’m already have the good ones PS3,Wii,PSP
I could just barely read the above post.
I’m glad to see that Sony Defense force received my email, but they totally chopped off the last part of it…
I guess that’s the price we pay for unbiased news, though. I won’t fault them for it.
“but i have to wait to buy that game i’m playing Heavenly Sword”
Do you play ten minutes once a week? I could finish that game while I take a piss.
I love this site. I truly, truly do.
*wipes a sentimental tear away*
who did you pay to send in the nice mail?
I’ve intercepted copies of the actually emails sent in to SDF (Silly Dick Fuckers).
Austin writes:
I hope you burn in hell for providing the most bias news this side of Fox. It seems that everywhere I go lately I get called a fag for falling for Sony’s bullshit yet again. Why couldn’t you tell the truth, then I would have never spent $600 for a george foreman looking console when I could have bought the 360 and the Wii for less. My parents now hate me and I’m going to kill myself.
Lurch writes:
Your site sucks more balls than OnionB’s mom at a ball sucking contest.
Benny writes:
Thank you SDF for pointing out to everyone how horrible the PS3 is through your parady website. I’ve been saving up money to purchase a PS3 by giving head to strangers at my neighborhood Walmart. I can now quit sucking cock and use the money I’ve earned so far to buy a 360. Word of advice to any future cock smokers, charge black men double for head. You’ll be in pain but atleast you won’t feel ripped off.
I think we’re finally starting to pull in more Sony fans.
I love the emphisis on “non-bias” in the emails.
Keep in mind, Sony has made the best-selling consoles for two cycles; that’s over ten years. It takes a lot to change a Sony fan (hence, this site). Game Informer Magazine, as non-biased as they are (we have to use the term loosely) still refuse to let Sony go, giving them messages of hope, and VERY generous reviews.
I can also promise you, many Xbots and even Be-Wii-vers were Sony fans not even a full year ago.
Which means if they hate Sony now, there has to be a very, very, VERY good reason.
Oh great……They don’t know how to review games AND they can’t understand sarcasm. Pathetic.
I’m not completely convinced that anyone but the “editors” of this site wrote those emails. But it’s not like it matters. This site is not a parody of itself, thorax, it’s just a big damn lie. They claim to have “fair, unbiased reporting”, do they really? They couldn’t put it on the internet if it wasn’t true right?
http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_1027hungdeath
Did he really kill himself
?
all these letters are clearly sarcasm
Oh lol, right.
anyway. like i said i’m here to laugh.
I think their making those letters up, I don’t know who would say “Your site is beautiful.”
Why you guys getting so upset? I love this website it’s full hilarious crap. I mean come on the ps3 is a huge joke so why would this site be any different. And about Eternal Sonata coming to the ps3 no one should be worried. The ps3 will find a way to screw it up just like it’s does every other game they port from the 360. Plus how else is it going to sell anything? The ps3 best selling games are ether ports from 360 or a 4 year old xbox game.
“opening new doors for gaming innovation.”
Wow didn’t the wii do that a while ago?
You know that Sony Defense Force has biases in its name.
it really amazes me how unbiased this site is. it is so obvious the ps3 is the best thing mankind has ever experienced. im glad a website is dedicated to this masterpeice called the ps3