Breaking: Microsoft Defense Force Bankrupt

We are sad to report that one of the Microsoft’s favorite online outlets has disappeared under the veil of bankruptcy. It seems that despite awarding a plethora of middling 360 titles 10/10s they were still unable to pay their server fees.

The SDF is unaffected by this news. Being a completely independent and non-profit publication means we can continue to provide award-winning unbiased videogame news coverage for a long time to come.

More news as we have it.

http://www.foliomag.com/2008/breaking-ziff-davis-files-chapter-11

29 Responses to “Breaking: Microsoft Defense Force Bankrupt”

  1. My cock is also a non-profit publication.
    But it’s WAY more popular then this pile of shit!

  2. At least 1up(Microsoft Defense Force) is a good website.

  3. P-S-of-shit Says:
    March 5th, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    “Being a completely independent and non-profit publication means we can continue to provide award-winning unbiased videogame news coverage for a long time to come.”
    nice.

  4. Breaking: Microsoft Defense Force Bankrupt

    New post at http://www.sonydefenseforce.com

  5. “we can continue to provide award-winning unbiased videogame news coverage for a long time to come.”

    I love you guys.

  6. “award-winning unbiased videogame news”

    Best website evar! Keep on making my day!

  7. Random frag Says:
    March 5th, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    totally fair reviews u guys are funny u know wht it would be funnny if gates was runnin this sight

  8. They’re not going to disappear from the face of the earth. They filed for BANKRUPTCY PROTECTION, not Chapter 11 BANKRUPTCY. They’ve been having trouble, as all print media companies do, with increasing costs of shipping/printing magazines.

  9. animekid3515 Says:
    March 6th, 2008 at 12:57 am

    “award winning”

    lolwut?

  10. Atleast they dun sleep in their PJs

  11. I’ve never heard of Microsoft Defense Force. I have no idea who Ziff Davis is. As far as I know, Microsoft doesn’t really need trolls like you.

  12. nextgenuser Says:
    March 6th, 2008 at 6:33 am

    Owned.

    Made of win, also.

  13. The only one who’s owned is nextgen user’s website, the SDF.
    Last year I sold a Dreamcast I owned, it didn’t cease to be a Dreamcast, it was just now owned by someone else.

  14. Haha…. unbiased…

    I wonder if these guys use windows…

  15. xbox360FTW Says:
    March 6th, 2008 at 8:55 am

    “award-winning unbiased videogame news coverage”

    You mean Golden Knee Pad Award winning, because you all suck $ony dong!!!

    It’s a good thing you’re non-profit because you wouldn’t be turning any profit, just like the Phony POS3!!

    At least you made me laugh, which is about the only thing this site is good for!

    I keep reminding myself that this site is really run by a bunch of MS 360 fans doing a satire. Am I right? I must be.

  16. animekid3515 Says:
    March 6th, 2008 at 9:22 am

    @DaPWNz0r: though they still do get trolls like these guys…
    see: 4chan

  17. Yeah the ironic thing is this site is biased AGAINST sony and the PS3. Funny thing is this year end how are you going to spinthe PS3 news when it actually IS doing well and even better than the 360?

  18. charleytony Says:
    March 6th, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    unbiased ? you have sony defense force as a name !!!

    this actually litteraly means: BIASED TOWARDS SONY !!!

    god thins this is clearly a joke site, I miss the time when this unbiased site had nothing to say (good about sony, bad about microsft/xbox) for weeks…..

  19. “The SDF is unaffected by this news. Being a completely independent and non-profit publication means we can continue to provide award-winning unbiased videogame news coverage for a long time to come.”

    According to the SDF Dictionary….

    Independant: No one would touch this site with a bargpole, people only come here to take the piss.

    Non Profit: No one in thier right minds would give anything to the douches who run SDF.

    Award Winning: Admin once won a round on Resistance and unlocked an award.

    Unbiased: See’s the good in all Sony games, regardless if +10 million people see different (ie. 10/10 for Lair). Site name says it all.

  20. Another Sony dev says “Bye Sony!”
    http://www.readyatdawn.com/news.php

  21. @Keebemon:
    No, with the power of Blu-Ray, the articles write themselves.

  22. Since when was 1up affilated with Microsoft in any way?

  23. @Venemesis

    SDF alleges that 1UP gives better scores to 360 games and unfairly bashes PS3 games…

    Not that you can unfairly bash a PS3 game.

  24. @360UP

    *chokes on her koolaid*

    For real? Last time I looked around on there, the majority of forum posters are massive Wii fans with almost just a tiny splattering of 360 and PS3 fans…

    Just you wait till they get that MGS4 bundle then, I’m sure there will be high ratings for that. :)

  25. Lol! If anything 1up hates on the Wii, not the PS3.

  26. 1UP ISN’T A MICROSOFT FANSITE!!!!

    its i acual reveiwing site unlike this one

  27. animekid3515 Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 5:46 am

    @venemesis:
    the majority of posters on any videogame related forum/blog/community website are wii fans, you know, with it being so cheap and all…

  28. the 360 is such a piece of noisey junk.
    my air conditionor makes less noise!

  29. lol all you guys are doing is just saying “PS3 HAS BLURAY” well good for you guys but the 360 has waaaay better games. also MGS4 is gonna suck… like all the other ones (execpt mgs3 that was fun)

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