Breaking: PS3 2.4 Firmware Update Bricks Xbox 360′s

The groundbreaking 2.4 Firmware update which boasts of in-game XMB access is reported to brick the Xbox 360 in more ways than one (both literally and figuratively). Sony Defense Force has received an anonymous tip from a poster by the name of “XboxHater4Lyfe” that updated his Playstation 3 to the latest 2.4 firmware update and then subsequently turned on his Xbox 360 only to find that his 360 had received the infamous “RROD” system error.

Clearly, this is a sign. We’ll update you on this story as we receive further developments. We expect Microsoft to make an announcement soon.

160 Responses to “Breaking: PS3 2.4 Firmware Update Bricks Xbox 360′s”

  1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha…

    …funniest shit I heard all night…

    …good thing it doesn’t break Wiis…you know…where the fun games are played… :-P

  2. smroWfonaC Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Wow. SDF fails on so many levels. First of all, the PSTriple had to wait a year and a half for all this to show up. Even Kotaku confirmed that it was crap. And secondly, Home isnt coming out until next year most likely…

  3. Actually it’s been bricking PS3s, Maybe that’s why the SDF’s PS3 screenshots of multi-platformers are actually 360 screenies, the dumb fucks can’t tell the difference. It’s times like this that make me feel my time is better spend calling white guys racial slurs.

  4. In other news, I turned off my TV, then went to poop, and I had the runs. Therefore turning off your TV gives you the shits!

  5. Mmmm Sony just did a money shot up yall’s(Sonyboys) butts.

  6. ok, now THAT was funny.

    Much appreciated, SDF…

  7. Hehe, agreed. Not as hilarious as the MGS4 review, but pretty good :)

  8. misuse of lasers Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 12:55 am

    Nice twist, I like it.

  9. HAHAHA, SDF never fails to give me a really good laugh.

    Whats funny is, the FW 2.40 update is ACTUALLY bricking some peoples PS3s. I was able to update my 80gb fine and love the new additions. Something else that’s funny, it’s not fully in-game XMB. I popped in a PS1 game, hit the HOME button, and guess what, no in-game XMB. I understand that it’s a PS1 game, but, it seems like PS1 and PS2 games don’t have in-game XMB, only PS3 games. It doesn’t really bother me, but, you still have to exit the game to see a message if you play a PS1 game. Also, with this update, you still can’t send voice messages, something I thought was going to be included in this update, which XBL has had since Day 1!

    Also, if you are like me who only owns a PS3, but still looks up on other systems, the X360 is going to be releasing their 3D interface very soon, a lot sooner than HOME. So, once X360 does that, what will SDF have to say then? Though, once HOME is ACTUALLY released, I predict that people will actually love the PS3 more than the 360, but only time will tell.

    As of now, I am in love with my PS3 more than ever. I HAVE owned an XBOX but not a 360, but have always been pissed with not being able to at least look and reply to a message while in-game, which is what I was used to with XBL, though this problem is solved now with 2.40.

    I would also like to let everyone know something, if they don’t know already. When you tap the HOME button, you will get in-game XMB, but to get the Controller Settings, you have to HOLD DOWN the HOME button, I saw on a couple other forums, people saying they didn’t have the previous screen, which is actually still there: Quit Game – Controller Settings – Turn Off the System – Turn Off the Controller; JUST HOLD DOWN THE HOME BUTTON!

    Hope everyone is enjoying the new FW update as much as I am, and sorry for the people that are having problems with this update. Happy messaging in-game =)

  10. Paul_Is_Funny Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 1:04 am

    MORE LIES from SONY!!!

    It is now 100% confirmed that Sony has told a LOT of lies about Firmware 2.4.

    Sony said that ALL of the PS3 games would have trophies available to earn. Sony executives even used that crappy game called Lair as an example.

    We now know that only 3 (yes, only THREE) Playstation 3 games have the ability to earn trophies!

    What’s worse is that Sony now says that even future games will only have it if the developers decide to include the feature. In other words, it still isn’t mandatory in the way that Xbox Live Achievements are.

    This is yet another major LIE that Sony has told to generate false hype!

    This isn’t just a matter of “bricked” PS3 systems. People literally have to reformat their entire hard drive so that they lose ALL files! That means everything on on the PS3 hard drive will have to be written on it once again.

    That takes HOURS and is ANNOYING!

  11. Paul_Is_Funny Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 1:05 am

    Mimicking Xbox Live in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… wait. Failed!

  12. hasn’t the 2.4 update been reversed allready? Apparently it bricked 60gb ps3s or something.

  13. Kaz_Hirai Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 1:47 am

    hum… thats not a bad news for PS3 actually as its implied that the defective 2.4 patch update of PS3 wrecks the 360 purposefully?

    and also yiff

  14. WildFire15 Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 2:40 am

    excellent work from sony again, and they’ve even pulled it down.

    @Paul_Is_Funny
    How do you think they sell? You really don’t think it’s down to pure quality, right?

  15. This is the most amazingly stupid story from SDF yet. It is literally quite impossible for a firmware update for another system to interact with another system in any way whatsoever. You might as well say also that after you installed your PS3 firmware update that your toaster exploded.

    Now has Microsoft made an announcement on this? Of course not, this doesn’t concern them whatsoever. The company that HAS made an official announcement about the firmware update ruining THEIR system? Sony:

    http://www.afterdawn.com/news/archive/14673.cfm

    And your beloved Sony would never lie to you now would they SDFanboys?

  16. As if we needed any more proof that this site is all one gigantic troll…

  17. Trivium300 Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 6:50 am

    the power of 2.4 destroyes the weak xbox 360s everywhere

  18. After I installed Service Pack 1 for Windows Vista, my car wouldn’t start.

  19. haha – good SDF funny article, and good comment there, sm0ke!

  20. @ taygee
    I also just flashed the BIOS on my laptop, and now none of my clothes fit.

  21. I just fucked my girlfriend on the dining table, and now my wife wants a divorce.

    Wait…

  22. rider of the short bus Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 9:16 am

    SDF IS BACK
    WOO
    Funniest website ever.

  23. I just played gta4 on my ps3 and my xbox360 gta4 version gets scratched

  24. we need more ps3 fanboys here though. I think I’m going to switch camps, seems like alot of fun.

    I bought a ps3 btw, got mgs4, just had to have it. Got 2.40 before it was taken down and now I’m enjoying FREE ONLINE and BLU-RAY and SHODDY PORTS. Damn this is a switch. Let’s sell my 360 and 17 games to buy for more ps3 games (anyone got ideas?)

  25. And don’t forget the better graphics. Cell and blu-ray is a win win combination (at least for the gamers, not for microsoft)

  26. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho! EE he he he he he he! Yeah yeah yeah!
    http://www.reuters.com/article/technologyNews/idUSTKU00339620080703?feedType=RSS&feedName=technologyNews

  27. RainbowSeven Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 11:06 am

    An “anonymous” tip, eh? What a load of crap.

    C’mon, SDF, you usually invent better “news” than this; I’m disappointed.

  28. I do find it funny that for a bias free site, they never report anything remotely negative about the PS3, no matter how true it is.

  29. Ninsonysoft Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    “Sony Defense Force has received an anonymous tip from a poster by the name of “XboxHater4Lyfe””

    How is it an anonymous tip if you posted the name of the person who said the tip?

  30. Funny that “XboxHater4Lyfe” would even own an x360.

  31. You gotta study your enemy Swest.

    I think Paul got abducted by MS.

    Gaming news have been really boring lately.

  32. Kanerilis Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 5:38 am

    Man sometimes I think you guys are all ignortarded. Like the guy who calls your phone and repeats the name 5 times first and last even though you have told him it’s the wrong number and THEN asks you if you know that guy? I bet that’s an xbox exclusive trait or something.

  33. “I bet that’s an xbox exclusive trait or something.”
    No, you’re just a nigger is all.

  34. @seven2s: the bias-free for ps3 on this site comes from the fact that there’s hardly anything wrong with the ps3.5. The bias from newsfeeds like msnbc crowds the internet and spreads FUD about the ps3.5 whilst in fact it’s the 360 that has hardly any games to play (shooters and racers :o ), not to mention the RROD.

    I’ll be calling it the ps3.5 now, after playing it I realised sony skipped half a generation with this machine.

  35. @Stickemup

    Actually if I recall correctly Paul said he web browses with his PS3. So the most likely scenario is that this firmware update bricked his PS3. Which would be beyond hilarious for someone who has repeatedly stated the PS3′s inability to become defective.

  36. @keri – Yeah, that would be funny.

  37. Random frag Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    o god yes it would

  38. Tut tut Keri! How you ever gonna find a good man when you harbour such a mean streak?

    I’ve been working away from home. Being cruelly separated from one’s awesome Ps3 is probably worse than having a broken Ps3, but as Keri pointed out-they never break.
    So how yall fartknockers doin? I see 360s are still shite!

  39. nextgenmexican Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Yep, Paul did say he hasnt ever owned a PC

  40. Well I’ve said hello, but you’ll have to wait for our friendly f*cking b*stard moderator. I’m off out to get wasted.
    Btw your concerns over my Ps3 are unnecessary, ta taa.

  41. “Btw your concerns over my Ps3 are unnecessary, ta taa.”

    Not according to Sony they aren’t.

  42. Hows the half assed achievements, i mean trophies? I hear only Stardust HD actually has any.

    Good to see that Sony are continually managing to fuck up the PS2.5 at every opertunity. The 2.4 Update was meant to be the start of something decent for the PS2.5, and all you PSbots got for your trouble was bricked PS2.5′s, half assed Acheivements, and Text Chat.

    Goes to show that Sony epically fail when it comes to rivaling the 360, wheres the cross game invites? wheres the voice chat? what that fucks up with the gay xmb which is lamer than the PS2.5 at launch?

    Sony + PS2.5 + SDF = Ultra Epic Fail!!!

    As the 360 is going to have another price cut just to fuck Sony off even more, you PSbots may as well go and buy one, then see how a Online service should be done, plus actually have the option of more than 3 games to play.

  43. nextgenuser Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Hey guys, I just met Kojima and went to vacations together, he fucking hates 360, he told me that he cant talk bad about 360 because of his image, but eh, we know the truth. Also, he visits SDF periodically.

    Also, this 2.40 update is better than 360, atleast PS3 one is faster and can do EVERYTHING while playing, not like 360.

    Oh! I almost forgot: I fucking win on every thread.

    PS: WWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  44. xbox360FTW Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    nextgenretard, trivium delirium and Paul (Pro kneepad champ), GO AWAY AND DIE!!

    2.4 POS3 brickware STILL pales in comparison to the almighty XBL!!! Sucks to be you! Also, the XBL will be getting even better with the next version, further distancing itself from the crappy PSP XMB (Xtremely mother-fucking broken), I mean POS3 XMB.

    Face it, SDF has to trash XBL because they know what they have sucks.

    I laugh at you $ony fantards, YOU STILL have no games and a crappy online, even after 2 years! Sony sucks at online and a usable network interface. They still rip you idiots off. Good, you all deserve it!

  45. xbox360FTW Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Further proof XMB sucks compared to XBL, most current games won’t even do crappy trophies. LOL, $ony doesn’t even get any love from thier devs!!!

    http://www.ps3fanboy.com/2008/07/04/codemasters-not-planning-on-adding-trophies-to-grid/

  46. @Nextgenuser

    If you made your lies less ridiculous, you might not come off as such an easy to spot troll.

  47. EscapeTheFate Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    lol, whenever I read the fanboy posts now I can’t help but think they have the intelligence, and therefore must be around the age of 12-14.

  48. InfraredChimera Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    @stickmeup

    Gotta remember E3 is coming up, so all the good juicy news is being held off till then. Otherwise been shopping around for a PS3 and if everything works right, I should have one by the end of the month.

  49. nextgenuser,
    You mean having trophies for ALL of the games? Oh wait..it doesn’t.

  50. Random frag Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    @nextgendumbass
    so how bout u show us the pics of u and whatever the fuck his name is. i bet u slipped him a ruffie and sucked him off. o some time this month im gettin my friends ps3 to play some msg4 SCORE FTW :)

  51. Hey. I was logged into SDF and as i logged out it crashed my PC.

    PLEASE EXPLAIN?

  52. Oh and i want to remain anonymous… oh wait the SDF site reveals who i am… Blush

  53. nextgenuser Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 2:30 am

    First, PS3 has QUALITY games, and came 1 year after shittybox. QUALITY games means games like MGS4, and suxy games means: Barbie with a phony. Shittybox has more than 70% shitty games, easy-programming etc.

    About trophies, is way different from 360. We have REAL trophies, not just numbers like 360. Also, with those trophies, you’ll get trophies in-game too, not like 360.
    Also, remember that 360 is already HACKED, so people that buys games will have LESS trophies points, and people that HACKS/CHATS will have MORE points, that makes 360 trophies USELESS. I’ll repeat: FUCKING USELESS AND UNFAIR.

    XMB is better than 360 one on the first version, so, imagine how coll it will be on the next version.
    XMB is faster (Instant) and can do everything (on xbox all you can do is send messages… oh, how useful!)

    Online play has been tested hundreds and thousands of times, and PS3 has no lag. 360 games has alot of lag (paying for it) that means YOU fail, hundreds of levels.

    I dont have pics from me and Kojima, we dont need since we meet every month. You take pictures from your friends everyday? I guess not (if you are a xboxer, you dont even have friends, so maybe you take pictures when you know someone, because you know that this will be your first and last friend, so you have a proof that you actually had a friend)

    Xbox is DEAD already, 360 wont get any new impressive game (didnt even have one yet). Too bad for Micro$oft, xbox died so soo =/ wll, that means:

    I WIN.

    PS: I love when my agents tell me “Boss, you have hundreds of fans starting their post with @Nextgenuser”, well, i’m important in real life and on the internets, that’s cool. Win.

  54. I take pics of my friends almost daily. I always carry around a camera and we take pics of all the cool stuff we do. I have no cool pics of Kojima, but I do have cool pics of friends I happen to have, among them some pretty cool girls and my gf. What do you have appart from your imaginary Kojima?

  55. I’m on nextgenuser’s side so I win too. Win!

    @Marnick-You said you were a girl didn’t you? now talking about cool girls and your gf, you a lezzer? if so, Win!
    Show us them pics.

  56. nextgenuser Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 4:00 am

    I have Agents, Servents, Slaves, Friends, about 30 GFs and one Official GF.
    My life is just awesome, and cant take pics because I dont want to waste the fun time with my camera. People makes screens to watch the good times, but I can repeat those good times whenever I want, so, who cares.

    About Trophies, look this example:
    1: Xboxer that buys games (legal games, not copy) 2000 points. He’s PRO, he pwns online and gets all trophies on each game.
    2: Xboxer that Copys games, and has more than 100 games hacked, 30.000 points. He’s a noob, gets the basic trophies, never finishes the games and hacks online with cheats.

    Badly (for you) xbox is plenty of people number 2, so those trophies are UNFAIR because you can obtain them using cheats, it makes360 trohies USELESS.

    PS3 will have always people number 1, so the QUALITY is 100%, and xbox360 quality is above 10%.

    Y-O-U F-A-I-L

    I win.

  57. Kanerilis Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 4:11 am

    @seven2s
    You are a racist bastard. I bet if a black guy came up to your window while you were at a light you’d roll up the windows so fast on your geo metro the door would fall off. Then what would you do? Go home and blog about it? Hug your box?? Did you pay for the extra fuck slot on it? I heard being gay is going out of style, question is what are you going to do with all those tube tops?

  58. WildFire15 Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 7:11 am

    @Paul

    why should she? I’m pretty sure she doesn’t show pictures of herself to moronic people on the internet.

    oh, and nextgen, you really should look into having some English lessons

  59. @Nextgentroll

    You don’t have to take pictures of you and your friends “everyday” to have pictures of you and them in it. But yes, I do have pictures of myself and my friends. Even were you part of a reputable game site, which SDF definitely isn’t, Kojima still wouldn’t hang out with a lowly sycophant fanboy like yourself.

    Also if the PS3′s software has been tested so rigorously then why is the current firmware update bricking PS3s?

    Furthermore do you have proof that the 360 is dead? Because I’ve not seen any evidence of that. Is the news different in cum guzzling fanboy land?

    You win nothing. Except an overpriced system that bricks when it tries desperately to mimic its competition.

  60. nextgenuser Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 8:20 am

    Answering something 100% different about what I talked about, means that i’m right and I win.

    Thanks.

  61. InfraredChimera Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 8:37 am

    @wildfire15

    there is no use in replying to nextgenuser at all. Since he has completly broken spelling and grammer and makes very little sense there is no point in argueing with a fool such as him. Not only that his lies are so fucking retarded that I’m surprised he doesn’t write a sci-fi novel with the shit that comes out of his “imageinary land”.

  62. Can you say anything other than “I win” Nextgentroll? Frankly we are really getting sick of hearing about coming in first in that cock sucking contest. I mean your only other competitor was Paul. And with his extra chromosome its not really like he was all that great of competition.

  63. InfraredChimera Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 9:17 am

    @Hans and Nextgenuser

    Straight out of Eric Lempel’s mouth on the playstation blog–

    http://www.destructoid.com/ps3-2-40-firmware-faq-eric-loves-cheese-edition-update–93117.phtml

  64. WildFire15 Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 9:22 am

    @Infrared

    yeah. I really don’t know why I even bothered.

  65. nextgenmexican Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    @nextgenuser

    ” and xbox360 quality is above 10%.” Oh really?

    I thought the Xbox 360′s quality was above 10% too!, about 80% above 10%

  66. sonydefenseforceisgay Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    Why is it the guy is called XboxHater4Lyfe yet he owns an Xb0x.

    Also it isn’t anonymous if you give the guys name out morons.

    Also this update has bricked 3 of my 4 friends who own a PS3′s systems. So what does that tell you

  67. nextgenuser Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Looks like noone answered the Xhob 360 Trophies CHEAT, that means i’m right, like always… damnit, I have always reason, I hate being perfect.

    Nextgenmexican, stop eating TACOS, it hurts your intelligence (if you ever had). It means that Xbox doesnt offer a high quality service, since it can be hacked. Compare the legit people with 2k trophies points, with hackers with more than 30k.
    X360 is just broken, more than Mario Kart DS, that’s why X360 will NEVER grow up.

  68. @Cold – Yeah I figuered that’s why. Can’t wait for all the awesome news to roll in. Sony had such a good showing last year, I hope this year is as good. The Nintendo showing was really boring, all they had was Wii Fit, and the 360 had a pretty good one.

    But the Home presentation, Hideo showing off the Raiden and Vamp fight and saying it was rendered in real-time, and the PSP presentation, made it fun to watch.

    I hope you get that PS3 soon. What game are you planning to play first?

    Love to see the ignorance is back, as much as it’s annoying.

    @Paul – Welcome back bud. This place just isn’t the same without you.

    I don’t get why people are so crazy about trophies.

    And I’m glad Insomniac isn’t going back to Future Tools and Resistance to add trophies. They need to focus all their attention on RFOM2.

  69. xbox has no trophies, it has achievements and gamerscore. And yea I know there are cheated gamerscores out there but they get banned quite regularly. Anyone moderatly interested in keeping their gamerscore doesn’t cheat :)
    A minority always cheats, the majority enjoys the games. Although oftentimes theres a visible or vocal minority.

    That said: trophies are cool too, assuming they get included in every game and get a decent purpose in home.

  70. Have any of you seen the video or screens of that HUGE Leviathan monster in RFOM2? It looks amazing!

  71. @Nextgentroll

    “Looks like noone answered the Xhob 360 Trophies CHEAT, that means i’m right, like always…”

    Its not that no one answered about the people cheating for their GAMERSCORE and ACHIEVEMENTS (not trophies you tool) because no one cares if those people cheat. If you would cheat at solitaire its not really going to draw my interest at all. The only people like you who care are pathetic spaz trolls such as yourself.

    Furthermore, once people figure out how to cheat the PS3 system, they will.

    You lose. You get nothing. Good day sir.

  72. @Stickemup
    I just had a look on youtube for this leviathon you mentioned, only on blu-ray! I bet there’s a DVD 9′s worth of detail in his left nut.
    Some of the comments were saying Hale can only carry 2 guns this time? rather than the weapon wheel. I’m sure it’ll still be 3 times better than Gears of bore 2, but with the weapon wheel it would easily be 5 or 6 times better. Is this 2 gun thing official?

  73. “I just had a look on youtube for this leviathon you mentioned, only on blu-ray! I bet there’s a DVD 9’s worth of detail in his left nut.”

    This is probably the first thing that Paul has ever said that I can’t even attempt to disagree with. If there is an expert of balls, its Paul.

    He’s like the Roger Ebert of testicles.

  74. WildFire15 Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    not heard that. Although, hopefully, more then 3 of the weapons will be useful this time

  75. Random frag Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    yes it is paul yes it is and if gears came 2 the ps3 u would bust a nut don’t lie

  76. How to spot a fad.
    http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.nintendowiifanboy.com/media/2008/07/fadnotfad_cs_0703.png
    Chinese chink man on the left, fad. Wii on the right, Not a fad.

  77. @Wild liar
    You obviously played it on gay, if you played it on hard or superhuman you’d have realised most guns were vital.

    @Random frog
    Gears of bore was shite! I need GOB 2 like I need a hole in the head, or another pleasefixme.

  78. WildFire15 Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    @Paul

    played it normal (I don’t remember there being a happy setting). rarely play games on hard (just can’t be assed, I’d rather make progress then be stuck on the same bloody skirmish for 3 hours)

  79. @Paul

    Actually Gears of War received good reviews overall. Its metacritic score is much higher than say, Killzone.

  80. @Wild liar
    Pussy!

    @Keri
    I seem to remember Gaylo 2.5 also got good review$, nuff said.

  81. Random frag Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    @paul
    your right it did but it was in my opion the biggest let down of 2007 yes i said it but gears has won 30 awards how many ps3 games have done that?

  82. @Paul

    Yes, Halo 3 also received good reviews. That might have something to do with it being a good game. Especially when compared to mediocre titles such as Haze.

  83. Random frag Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    paul im talkin about halo 3

  84. WildFire15 Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    @Paul

    meh

    oh, and how exactly am I a liar?

  85. @Keri
    Random frog is only young, and a frog, and even he can admit to Gaylo 2.5′s Gayness. You’re supposed to be the grand old lady of this friendly community yet you won’t admit admit the truth about Gaylo 2.5. Lady, you are biased and I no longer wish to talk to you.

  86. @Paul

    I’m not precisely sure what this Halo 2.5 you keep talking about is. I’m talking about Halo 3. You know the game whose reviews stomped those of mediocre flops such as Killzone and Haze.

    Halo 3 received a 94. In comparison Killzone received a 70 and Haze a paltry 55.

  87. Paul, we are all biased, except for me, I can admit all 3 consoles having good and bad sides (some more than others) but in the end they are all cool.

  88. Random frag Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    paul how old do u think i am?

  89. @Keri
    I’m not talking to you.

    @Marnick
    You’re heavily biased towards the $haft, why else would anyone suffer the unreliability and noise and fellow xbots.

    @Random frog
    8?

  90. @Paul

    Perhaps because many, such as myself, haven’t had any reliability or noise issues?

  91. InfraredChimera Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    @stickemup

    Of course MGS4 will be my first purchase, and then either Warhawk (with the bluetooth headset), Uncharted, Ratchet and Clank, or Resistance.

  92. Random frag Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    no no off by a good 9 years

  93. Ninsonysoft Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Hey guys, its me again. Bad news! $ony and Micro$oft have used their infinite amounts of money they only got from morons buying stupid consoles to make sure future games from Crytek won’t be PC exclusive! Your dumb PS3s, 360s, and Wiis all fall and bow before the PC.

    Winner.

  94. AwesomeGenUser Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    LOLLOLOZ@ nextgenasshole

    Everyone knows your on here because your PS3 bricked. And PS3 has no quality. If “quality” even was a word consulted with the POS3 then all of these features would have been there day one. It still can’t compete with the awesome 360. I pay pennys a day for lag-free online, and a growing numbered gamerscore, while you have a laggy piece of shit online console with “trophies”. Trophies? Really? Look at me, I see a trophie. Theres one and theres one. But look at my 360, I got 13240 gamerscore that I can compare with my friends. And to top it all off it destroys your POS3 and you have to go repair it for another $600, but you don’t care because you like paying extra for shit. Oh and I talked to Kojima about you. He say’s he’s never even heard of you. Weird right?
    I win.
    nextgenpieceofshit = epic fail/no friends/loser/bricked POS3/talks to an imaginary Kojima.

  95. rider of the short bus Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 12:35 am

    Console fanboys…
    PC pretty much kicks the shit out of PS3, Wii and Xbox. Console have a few good exclusives, but the PC is and always will be the ultimate gaming platform. I’ll be having fun playing Crysis, Starcraft II and DIABLO 3 when you guys are playing through your millionth game of Halo 3 or RFOM2.

  96. Stickemup Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 2:27 am

    @Random frag – The reason Gears got so many awards (I believe) was because at the time it came out, it had no next-gen competition. Still a fun game though.

    @Paul – Yeah that Leviathan looks great, and very scary.

    @rider – That’s really only 3 games. If anything, the PC is suffering.

    On a sad note, I just saw Rampage lose :(

    I hope that UFC game comes out good.

  97. OFFICIAL: The 360 IS Superior to the PS3.

    Read here: http://www.ps3news.com/General_OffTopic/call-of-duty-4-larger-burden-on-sony-ps3-than-xbox-360/

    The PS Fanboys can argue all they like, the proof is in the pudding that the 360 is WAY ahead of it’s time, and the PS3 is infact inferior to the 360.

    Read the article, read the truth. As SDF would say, it begins………

  98. Kaz_Hirai Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 3:29 am

    Read here: http://www.ps3news.com/General_OffTopic/call-of-duty-4-larger-burden-on-sony-ps3-than-xbox-360/

    i give the guy that wrote that a F-
    “it can read at 54 mb/s while playing movies but only 9 mb/s when running games”
    holy jesus,the PS3 drive starts to spin like LIGHTPSEED when playing movies x.x

    and now to kill the stupid “polygons per second” comparation that is just utter stupid,as to use the 275,000,000 triangles per second rate of PS3 at 30 fps,you need around 180 mb of ram (275kk/30 = 9 million,each one uses X,Y,Z,U,and V componentes,with 4 bytes each,or 20 bytes total),and this PER SCREEN,with some lod you can probably have like.. 50 million of triangles per screen eating like 1 gb of ram

    basically,if you want to use the potential total triangle transforming rate of PS3,you would need a Much MUCH bigger ram and faster too,or it would be totally useless and stupid,so its much easier to just stick around 2-3 million of triangles per scene and stuff if with normal maps,saving bandwith and memory space

    finally,reducing resolution saves FILL RATE,and pixel shader cycles,not triangles per second

  99. I’m looking forward to the next “PS Family wins (insert fudged figures here)” sales to be published by SDF. I wonder if they will include the 35,000 PS3′s Sony is currently GIVING WAY here in Australia?

    SDF claim their is a shortage. Funny how Sony has found 35,000 units to just GIVE AWAY.

  100. nextgenmexican Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 8:11 am

    http://badcompany.ea.com/news/entryid/23938/

    Damn, Guess you do really get what you pay for,

    Everyone should know in this day and age you dont get anything good for free

  101. nextgenmexican Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 9:37 am

    LOL http://youtube.com/watch?v=h59k8_HhcOI you got to watch that!

    Its how Solid Snake died

  102. the_chosen_one Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 10:35 am

    Hey paul, how old ae you!?!

    Just wondeing, I have a bet on 10 years

  103. Ninsonysoft Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    @Stickemup

    Starcraft ll, Diablo 3, Crysis, Crysis Warhead, Wrath of the Lich King, Stargate Worlds, Dawn of War ll, Warhammer.

    I can go on. Not to mention all those people still playing StarCraft: Brood War, and WarCraft 3, and those 10 million playing WoW.

  104. the_chosen_one Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 10:41 am

    @nextgenuser

    “I have Agents, Servents, Slaves, Friends, about 30 GFs and one Official GF.”

    LMAO! FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER!

    I’m suprised you ae old enough to have a GF… I’ve heard kiddie fiddling is naughty

  105. rider of the short bus Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 11:03 am

    @Stickmeup
    Sure, I listed three major games, because if I had typed up everything the PC has to offer, it would have crashed SDF with the sheer amount of text. Others include the superior version of Team Fortress 2, the rest of Half-Life 2 and Half-Life 3, Spore (better than LBP), CSS, WAR, Crysis Warhead, Far Cry 2, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., C&C, World in Conflict, the list goes on and on. And ALL these games look better on the PC. The PS3 and the Xbox 360 just can’t compete with the graphical prowess of the PC.

  106. There wont EVER be a console that can rival a PC in terms of, well everything really.

    A games console is aimed at something that sites in your living room, which in every console other than the PS3′s case (ie. epic installs), you can just pop in the game and play.

    PC’s on the other hand are designed to be used as a work horse, not a casual gaming thing. PC’s are always fully upgradable (which a console cant) so people can keep thier systems up to date when ever they want. Consoles must wait around 5 years for it’s upgrade (ie. a new gen console).

    So PC vs Consoles are no point in arguing about, PC’s WILL always be the superior.

  107. “The PS3 and the Xbox 360 just can’t compete with the graphical prowess of the PC.”

    As long as you are willing to shell out for new ram, new graphics card and a new CPU every 2-3 years. I agree that the PC is superior in many respects. But compatibility and hardware issues make it not really worth in in many cases.

    I like consoles because I can put the game in and, you know, play. And not have to worry about any of that bullshit.

  108. rider of the short bus Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 11:40 am

    It isn’t really that hard to put together your own computer for the price of a PS3 or an Xbox that could run any of those games above, except maybe Crysis. Assembly isn’t very difficult, and there are plenty of resources on the internet that could help you. Sure, its a bit more work than going out to the store and buying a console, but in the end, the performance is much better than on consoles. The price is about the same as a console.

  109. For the price of a PS3 you can do lots of shit. But thats not the point. The point is having to do it every 2-3 years. I’ve just gotten seriously sick of trying to keep up. Now I just focus on the PC games 5+ years old.

    Ergo, I’ve given up on PCs for the most part. To much a pain in the ass.

  110. rider of the short bus Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    If you choose the right parts the first time, then you DOn’T have to do it again every 2-3 years. Just maybe upgrade one part every now and again.

  111. Regardless, its a pain in the ass and I’ve given up on it.

    Though I am highly irritated by the fad in console games with needing to be installed. That is the garbage I’m trying to get away from with PC gaming.

  112. Keri’s right, it’s a pain in the ass trying to keep up with PC gaming demands, though the results can be impressive, I particularly like the way you can change the picture on the back of the cards in when playing solitaire.
    Well I’ve ran outta time, I really intended to put an end to this mighty war but parties and boozers took up most of my weekend. I have indisputable proof of the Ps3′s vast superiority ness, but it’ll need to wait til I’m home next. Happy arguing.

  113. My PC can run Crysis at full whack, and my PC is 3 yrs old. All i had to upgrade was the graphics card, which tbh didnt cost me that much.

    I got a P4 3.06Ghz PC, 4gb 800mhz ram, and a 512mb ATI ‘Sapphire’ X1900 Series card.

    Cost me 300 quid to build, which is pretty much exactly the same price as a PS3. But my PC pisses all over the PS3. I shouldnt need to upgrade it for a good while yet.

  114. rider of the short bus Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    Paul’s running because he doesn’t have an answer to that. If you really can’t keep up with the very mild “demands” of PC gaming, it means you probably don’t have the technical knowledge to turn on a computer anyway. Consoles fail, the PC is the beginning of gaming and will always be the prime platform for games. The graphics, controls, every facet of gaming is better on the PC.

  115. I just had to buy 2GB worth of ram just to make S.t.a.l.k.e.r. not run like garbage. I’ve never had to do that to get any games to run on my consoles.

  116. Solidgamer1982 Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 3:13 am

    I just love how 360 fans defend their pride and joy by coming here! ah SDF is fuckin briliant!

  117. “The graphics, controls, every facet of gaming is better on the PC.”

    Yet again, as long as you are willing to play keep up with whatever the technology flavor of the months is. And even then every game will run at varying levels of performance. As opposed to say, a 360 where the game will always run pristine for every game designed for it.

  118. HeyGuysTheWii Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 7:17 am

    I think this post is the more of an indication of SDF’s existence as The Biggest Troll Ever than any other post on the site. A firmware update for one system bricking another? Really SDF? Does the PS3 deny rules of technology now? Yeah, I made a call on my cell phone this morning and now my car won’t start.

    Then I turned my PS3 on but it won’t work cause the Wii is stomping its ass in sales

  119. rider of the short bus Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 9:09 am

    If you had to buy 2GB worth of RAM to make Stalker run, you must have had about 256mb to start with. And yet again, if you know how to use the internet to look up resources, one replaced part every now and then is sufficient to keep the games running. You might have to download drivers, but most games will run at high levels of performance anyway, if you built your rig right the first time.

  120. Hello, I’m Crazy Russian, and I wanted to say that this site is the most hilariou thing to happen to console wars.

    Ahem…

    On a more serious note… I wanted to state, maybe for further reference, that PS3 is not the best console, nor is 360, nor is Wii. In fact, as Yahtzee have already said, the generation is pretty balanced.

    So I’m getting 360 and Wii based solely on the library of games.

    “But Crazy Russian, PS3 has all the sweet exclusives!”

    No, it doesn’t. Another shooters, which I can get a-plenty on 360?

    “God of War?”

    THE most overrated hack’n'slash ever? Please… What new did it bring to the table? What horizonts it uncovered? Simply… Aw to hell with it. I! AM KRATOS! I LIKE BOOBIES AND GORE! I AM A MANLY-MANLY MAN! Grrrr!

    “Final Fantasy?”

    X-2? XII? All the sequels/spin-offs of FFVII? Do we need another milking cow?

    “M… MGS?”

    A good stealth-action with conspiracy theories-obsessed story and writing on the level of Dan Brown and Tom Clancy? Spliced with nearly as much cinematics as gameplay, and certainly more cinematics than any other games? Do I honestly need it that much?

    Thanks for reading this crappy mini-rant. I’m counting for the first man to call me a troll.

  121. GeneticallyDifferent Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    FUN FACT:

    There is a PS3 fanboy who has an account on youtube and it says that he is 48 years old.

  122. GeneticallyDifferent Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    FUN FACT:

    G4 once mentioned Sony Defense Force in one of their episodes of X-Play. This was on the same day that Bioshock was released. X-Play was regarding their totally “fair and unbiased” review on Bioshock for the Xbox 360.

  123. My PC was put together by chinky taiwanese types.

  124. xbox360FTW Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    @Hanz, Paul the ball, nextgenretard and the rest of the dumb ASS $ony fantards here:

    It doe snot begin, it END for the POS3:

    OFFICIAL: The 360 IS Superior to the PS3.

    Read here: http://www.ps3news.com/General_OffTopic/call-of-duty-4-larger-burden-on-sony-ps3-than-xbox-360/

    LOL, you ALL FAIL. You are in last place gining away POS3 to Aussies (35,000 in fact) since no one wnats them! Poor auusies though, they get a movie player with a gimped gaming add on! Oh well, they can always upgrade to a 360 to play REAL games!

  125. Rumor: New Xbox to be released in 2010. May have a Bluray drive, will have a Quad Core Processor, 1TB HDD.

    A New Slim 360 is due at the end of this year.

    Source: http://www.maxconsole.net/?mode=news&newsid=29286

    If the new gen Xbox is going to be released in 2 years, where will that leave the PS2.5? Trailing and failing in it’s wake, thats what!!

    So much for Sony’s 10 year PS3 plan. It will be obsolete in 2 years time.

  126. EscapeTheFate Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Hey guys I played Mass Effect and Ninja Gaiden 2 yesterday for like 10 hours straight and no RROD! explain. I’m bored.

  127. RROD is a thing is a thing of the past. Only jealous PSbots think that RROD is still present because thats the only thing they can come up against towars the 360.

    What MS should do is release constant updates, and release a sub standard one that promises to give out a ripped off form of achievements, when infact all you get is a bricked 360. Hang on… where have i heard that idea before??

  128. nextgenmexican Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Why do PS3 updates take so damn long?

    Even the biggest 360 update, took no longer than 20 seconds for me,

    Game updates are about 5 seconds for me.

    My friend popped a game into his PS3, it updated, and took about 10 minutes

  129. “If you had to buy 2GB worth of RAM to make Stalker run, you must have had about 256mb to start with.”

    512 actually. And it played like a really pretty slide show.

    “And yet again, if you know how to use the internet to look up resources, one replaced part every now and then is sufficient to keep the games running. You might have to download drivers, but most games will run at high levels of performance anyway, if you built your rig right the first time.”

    Yes, and if I walked across hot coals daily my feet would be so tough I wouldn’t have to wear shoes. But what you fail to see is you don’t have to put up with all of that shit with a console.

    When I put a game into a console I KNOW for a fact it will work. Even if you look at the specs a game needs and know it will work you don’t know just how well it will work until after it is already bought and paid for.

    I remember years back when the first Half-Life came out and I could run it, as long as everything was set to minium. So with PC gaming even worse than a game not working, is a game barely working.

    With consoles, even ones such as the PS3, you don’t have to put up with that shit.

  130. rider of the short bus Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    If you had 512, no wonder you couldn’t run anything. 512…I think even semi-gaming PCs come with at least 1gig to start with.

    This just comes down to: do you want to put in a little effort to create a much better experience. Maintaining a computer, while not hard, is definitely more work than console gaming. However, the results are just much better. It all depends on whether or not you want to work a little bit for a better experience.

  131. “do you want to put in a little effort to create a much better experience.”

    No, no I don’t. I thought I made that clear by this point? I’m weary as hell with trying to play “keep up”.

  132. rider of the short bus Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Well, then go for it. To each his own. But my main point was pointing out in a very fanboyish way that PC gaming kicks the shit out of console gaming.

  133. And home prepared food, given enough time and quality ingredients kicks the shit out of fast food. But yet the fast food companies seem to be doing quite well for themselves aren’t they?

  134. HeyGuysTheWii Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    Also, nice apostrophe in that headline, SDF. Xbox 360′s? Xbox 360 owns what? The PS3 in every conceivable facet? Never mind, that is correct grammar

  135. rider of the short bus Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    This isn’t about sales, because you can’t PLAY sales. This is about quality.

  136. And yet I wasn’t talking about sales. The point was that you have to weigh in other factors into that quality. Would you rather walk one mile and get paid $5 or walk 100 miles and get paid $20? Hence, why more people buy fast food than take cooking classes.

    Furthermore when you buy a console game you know you will get reliable quality. With a PC game you never fully know how it is going to run until you play it the first time. Even then you have to worry about the crankiness of Windows as well as viruses, spyware and defraging your hard drive. All things which could sap said quality.

    Ergo, I am willing to take a slight hit to quality in order to avoid a headache.

  137. InfraredChimera Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    @rider of the short bus

    “Well, then go for it. To each his own. But my main point was pointing out in a very fanboyish way that PC gaming kicks the shit out of console gaming.”

    I totally agree with you, also when playing online there seems to be a helluva alot more mature people playing as well and not some 13 year old calling you a “fag” for killing them in a game. Also with most the games coming with there “toolkits” and people making new levels and shit there is no way a console could ever match that level of customization.

  138. @Slimster – The RROD is still happening bud. Not as often, but I know a couple of kids that bought a 360 about 3 months ago, and they recently had them RROD.

    They would have bought PS3s because they were PS2 owners, but that’s what Sony gets for making it pricey.

    I’ve never liked PC gaming. A keyboard to me just doesn’t feel right, even if the controls are faster and more precise, I just feel so much more comfortable relaxed on a couch with a mote in my hand.

    There is also a lack of fighting and platform games on the PC.

    As good as the games on the PC are, consoles have great franchises that I would never give up.

    I also can’t take my PC to my friends/cousins house and play FIFA or other multiplayer games.

    @Cold – I can see how the online might be a better experience though.

  139. rider of the short bus Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 8:32 am

    @ColdChimera
    While that is true for the most part, you must never have played Counter-Strike…That game is full of 12-year olds, but not as much as in Halo. If you look around and pick the right server, you can usually get one with mature, older people in it. ArmA, however, is full of Army vets, and everyone is very mature and organized, which makes for a great experience.

  140. Though I would like to add that although I prefer console games over PC games, I would still buy a thousand PC games before I would ever dream about defiling myself with a PS3.

  141. InfraredChimera Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    @rider

    If you’re talking about CSS, no I have never played that version, but the original I used to play quite a bit. To let you know is that my computer is a 8 year old dell w/ 800mhz p3, 512 ram, and a decent nvidia video card (a hand me down). Although I can still play Diablo 2 and Quake3 with everything on the highest settings ;)

  142. sonydefenseforceisgay Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    I still love how no one is talking about the update bricking PS3s.

  143. GeneticallyDifferent Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Consoles and PCs both have their own ups and downs. One bad thing about PCs is that upgrading them to play a game like Crysis is very pricey. Consoles, on the other hand, are less powerful than PCs. It doesn’t even matter. PCs and consoles both have great games.

  144. Kaz_Hirai Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    @InfraredChimera

    quake 3 is quite weak to your machine as it can run fine on a pentium 200 with a voodoo 3 card

    i think it may run doom III if the card support at least ps 1.1

  145. GeneticallyDifferent Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    I know this is a bit off topic, but you all should seriously watch this. This is not intended to start another flame war. I just want to hear what everybody thinks of it.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=cU-XCYs49cw&feature=related

  146. nextgenmexican Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    That looked so amazing

  147. Random frag Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    Fuckin piece of shit utube never fuckin workds anymore

  148. nextgenmexican Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Youtubes gone downhill since Google bought it

  149. Stickemup Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    @Genetically – It’s gonna be a war between RFOM2 and Gears 2. The multiplayer in RFOM2 looks equally good. I still can’t wait to take that huge Leviathan down.

    On a side not: Cliffy B is a fag.

  150. Stickemup Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    @Genetically – It’s gonna be a war between RFOM2 and Gears 2. The multiplayer in RFOM2 looks equally good. I still can’t wait to take that huge Leviathan down.

    On a side note: Cliffy B is a fag.

  151. InfraredChimera Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    @stickemup

    “On a side note: Cliffy B is a fag.”

    Yeah, but that “fag” is behind one of the most successful game engines out there today.
    On a side note; why the hell resort to calling someone a fag? Sure you may not like him but you seem to be a better person than that. If anything call him a twat or a c@#t. Just leave the duragatory comments and other hate fueled words to Seven2s, since he’s a fucking tool.

  152. InfraredChimera Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    http://ps3.ign.com/articles/886/886946p1.html

    Looks like SDF has dropped the ball on everything Playstation related news.

  153. Stickemup Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    @Cold – I apologize. I don’t usually call people names, but when it comes to joking around seriously – if that makes any sense – I sometimes call individuals a fag, but I really do mean just a “lame ass” or something like that.

  154. xbox360FTW Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 7:10 am

    Epic fail for Sony!

    2.40 bricks POS3 grills, then re-release 2.40 as 2.41 and the XMB still sucks! Why? Because the games have to be patched to do gay trophies and music playback! THIS IS WHY WE PAY FOR XBL, they get it right!!! XBL is integrated and forced for all games to comply, that’s why XBL works so well. We don’t have to wait for the damned devs to patch! This is why $ony always fails at software and UI design! Most of the devs will not patch! $ony fantards, go home.

    XMB for the FAIL!! Hahahaha. I’ll be playing ALL of my 360 games listening to my music and getting achievements (since no patch is necessary to do that)!

  155. Stickemup Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 9:59 am

    I really dislike the whole “epic fail” thing. It’s beyond corny.

  156. Hey if SDF is in need of new material, I just took a FOUL dump…I could mail it to the head office.

  157. xbox360FTW Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 11:47 am

    @seven2s, that would be an upgrade to the “crap” we see here all the time!!

  158. GeneticallyDifferent Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    @Stickmeup

    You really think he is a fag? That’s a bit over the top. Let’s not criticize him for that. I find it that he is actually a genius.

    I’m glad that you thought that Gears of War 2 looked great. I’m so ready for that game when it comes out. Even though Gears of War 1 beat Resistance 1, we will just have to see IF Resistance 2 can strike back.

  159. Stickemup Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    It’s cool how both games are meeting head-to-head. I’m sure they will both be awesome.

    BUT… I might be too busy creating levels on LBP to care about either! LBP is a close second to MGS4 on my list.

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