Heaven on Earth, Killzone 2 is released.
This is what PS3 owners will experience upon opening Killzone 2. The greatest video game… no, the greatest piece of art the world has ever seen. Bravo Sony, bravo.
In Ken K we trust.
[Update: Video no longer works]
Why does SDF keep on putting videos of this goober up? He is making you all look foolish. Is this inbreed goober REALLY your chosen spokesperson?
InfaredChimera, Stickemup, and anyone else who despises logical discernment in lieu of first hand experience.
So I’ve played the Killzone 2 demo. Okay are you ready for this shocker? Are you ready? Are you really really really ready? Okay here goes: The game sucks. Wow! Its almost like I knew what I was fucking talking about!
“B-b-b-but erik, how could you know that a game from a sucky game company that is a sequel of one of their sucky games for a sucky console would suck? How how could you possibly know!”
So I’ve dunked my nuts in that vat of acid. It hurt. The games controls are muddy, and since everything is fucking GRAY you can’t tell enemy from rubble. Zooming in with your weapon is totally fucking useless due to Vaseline being smeared on the gun’s lens. Even though I don’t give two damns about graphics I don’t really see what the big deal is about this game’s graphics. I mean they are okay, but not to the level that everyone was proclaiming it to be. Ultimately it turns out to be an mediocre to average shooter that doesn’t really push any boundaries to seperate it from the herd. Ultimately its another shitty PS3 shooter in the same yawn inducing vein as Resistance.
Oh and the kicker is the game is only in 720p. And from what SDF leads us to believe is that only games that are 1080p are worth playing. Total PS3 failure, total SDF failure.
Erik, I’ve gotta tell you. I’ve lurked on this site for a long time, and I’ve made this account just to tell you this:
I’m tired of you bagging the PS3 because you can. I don’t own one. I own an xbox 360. But you and I both know that all three of the current gen consoles are great. Sure, the people here kind of make the PS3 look stupid, yeah. But you don’t have to go into denial mode and say a game sucks because you want it too. Have a good day sir
TJR
What the fuck is wrong with you? You know InfaredChimera and Stickemup and the other shitheads give me flack because I was saying that an obviously shitty game is shitty before I put myself through the grief of playing it. So I fucking play it and I STILL get grief. What the hell?
when u play this game it is like oppening heaven
Who’s the dumbass in the video? Please take the Patriots hat off, you do a dis-service to the team! You equate a stupid dumbass with a great team. Go away!
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Thanks I needed a good laugh today.
I have a PS3 and have played KZ2 and just dont have the same feeling as this guy. maybe if I buy a shiny shirt and put on crap Pats hat I might get but I just dont.
KZ2 is a great game. It’s not the best game. PERIOD.
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