Unbiased SDF Quick Review: Uncharted 2
Today is the day the Xbox fanboy died. The term “fanboy” will never be uttered again here on SDF. Why? Uncharted 2 has destroyed the Xbox fanboy forever. They no longer have any ground to walk on, no standing in society and no argument to cling to. They are finished. Destroyed. Mutilated. Anyone who chooses not to play this game, no matter the reason, is an Xbox fanatic.
The dawn of a new era begins with Uncharted 2. Never before has the gaming world seen such a complete package that both Naughty Dog and Sony have delivered. We here at SDF don’t even know why this game should even go through something as trivial and petty as a “review process.” It’s perfect. There are no flaws in this game. To deny that makes you an Xbox fanatic.
Sony started a revolution with Killzone 2, they marched onward with the Slim Effect™ and now, with Uncharted 2, the Sony PS2-era global domination is back. The year of the PS3 may be drawing to a close but Sony is only getting started. Disagree? Then you are an Xbox fanatic.
Uncharted 2 Score Breakdown:
Graphics: perfect / 10
Sound: perfect / 10
Gameplay: perfect / 10
Free Online: perfect / 10
Overall: 10/10 (not an average)
hooray!
Wow..I..I don’t even know how to respond to this…my head hurts…ow…wtf SDF..can you even TRY to not seem fake?
“….Then you are an Xbox fanatic.”
Really? REALLY? So if you own only a PS3 and not a 360 yet don’t like this game, you’re automatically a fanatic? WOW! Why am I even commenting on this shit? Wow! You didn’t even TRY to act unbiased. Keep the mask or this site’s purpose of starting flamewars will be lost!
someone remember this?
http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/2007/10/24/ratchet-and-clank-future-tools-of-destruction-review-10510/
is the highest score in SDF…lol
Wow, saddest fake “unbiased” review ever.
i gotta say i think i agree with this review. got the game today and its really good!
“It’s perfect. There are no flaws in this game. To deny that makes you an Xbox fanatic.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
It’s not flawless, but it is a great game. The PS3 really needed this. PSN’s online functionality is still Xbox 1 like and huts the multiplayer portion. The lighting and shadows are not great either. But those are minor complaints.
Rememer when the laugh that was Killzone 2 was supposed to remake mankind? Remember when so many games past and since have outsold it? Well watch history repeat itself again.
After playing the really horrible prequel to this game I really don’t want to put myself through that kind of torment again.
Remember when you came out of the closet erik?? That must have been a horrible day. So stay in that closet, please don’t come back out.
@Cornhollis
For the last the last time NO! You cannot have my man beef.
@Kanerilis
Wow, I love how you completely avoid discussing the points made in erik’s post and instead went for calling him gay (which in the mind of any right-minded person is not an insult).
@Quinntan
To be fair I really didn’t make any “points”. What it was was merely my opinion. Many people will like this shit pile of a game, and I realize that. But that doesn’t mean that I’m going to give into the hype and call it a good game.
And something I forgot to comment on regarding the SDF bullshittery, the PS3 will NEVER match the PS2′s level of quality. Even if they had a 20 year plan for this sad excuse for a system.
I think at this point they’re aiming for the Atari Jaguar…
X-BOX 360, PS3, Wii. They are all good consoles. No need to attack someone over their choice of console. In the end we are all gamers.
I am still playing Uncharted 1 so I can’t play Uncharted 2 yet.
perfect game on a perfect system
Even if the game was perfect, which it likely isn’t, that’d still be a shoddy review. Look at the 10/10 scores for Ocarina of Time.
Umm, I’ve played this game, its not that great. Pretty much every aspect from the game that IS good can be found in Just Cause 2. Which is FAR better than this POS. It doesn’t matter whether you play Just Cause 2 on the PS3 or on The 360, because they are both amazing, and there is reletivly no difference between the two versions of the game.