Major 360 Exclusive Lost: Mass Effect 2 coming to PS3
In what looks to be a massive (some would say fatal) blow to the Xbox 360, EA announced at Gamescom 2010 that Mass Effect 2 would be coming to the Playstation 3 on January 2011.
Expect the port fully utilize the power of the PS3 which means better textures, faster loading and a more fluid frame rate than the 360 version.








I guess waiting for GT5 conditioned you all to not mind waiting years for something.
Doesn’t the SDF hate Mass Effect?
I did a search for past articles, and it sure seems that way!
Anyway…
PS3 – It only does rehashes.
Holy shit, an SDF update! I chose the right day to refresh.
Way to go SDF. Get all excited about a game that apparently sucks ass http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/2010/02/11/mass-effect-2-media-backlash/ This sure will turn the tides, right?
Faster loading? With the slow-assed blu-ray drive? I think not.
For the sake of the cum-goblins who make up 100% of the PS3 fanbase I sure hope that there isn’t a 20 minute install time for every planet you try to land on. They tried to hide the installs on MGS4 by giving the PS3 fans something to masturbate to, elderly Solid Snake.
Anyways, how many times have the goons of SDF and it’s A2M sycophants said that the PS3 getting the 360′s LEFTOVERS would be the killing blow for the 360? Sorry kiddies, ain’t gonna happen. So go sit in a corner, install a game, and think about what you’ve done to retard yourselves for the next hour.
New “features” for the PS3 version of ME2.
This is EA we’re talking about! They make shoddy PS3 ports, so expect the following:
*Summary of the events of ME1 in leu of experiencing the first game and getting to import your character.
*Inferior textures
*More screen tearing
*Scaled back graphics
*Chuggy frame rate.
*Mandatory Install.
*Longer load times.
*Full price for a year old port.
Also, with the amount of choices ported from the first game into the second, to release the sequel without the original is idiotic to say the least.
Oh well, not like the walking coma victims of the PS3 fanclub care about things such as story anyways. Just HD.
Yeah, its like with Shenmue II on the original Xbox.
You got a movie of the first game’s cutscenes. This was to help you get acclimated with the plot. It was no where near as engrossing as actually playing Shenmue I. That is the treatment that this game is getting, plus no carrying over your character from the first Mass Effect. This goes against Bioware’s vision of the trilogy being one coherent experience.
I foresee this game selling poorly on the PS3. REAL RPGs don’t sell well on the PS3, as it’s fanboys only like fake RPGs featuring effeminate men, inflexible cut scene driven game play and J-pop. A game where you have more control over your character’s identity and decisions frightens and confuses them. After an hour of ME2, they will want to go back to their J-crap.
PS3 – Home of the leftovers!
First off, Mass Effect 2 was never an exclusive to begin with – it was on the PC from day 1.
And the PS3 version won’t be as good as the PC version. Have fun bragging about second place.
I can see it now.
Sells less than half a million, making it not worth EA’s time to make 3 for it.
Mind you J-rpgs used to be a lot better than they are now. But with the current generation of crap j-rpgs, yeah, I can think of no better home than the PS3.
Sony sheep are J-tards though. They’ll accept J-rpgs no matter how crap they are.
Atlus is the only developer that makes good JRPGs nowadays. Catherine looks very interesting.
When a game is classed as ‘Xbox 360 Exclusive’ It can still be released on PC, just think of it as ‘Microsoft Exclusive’ as the game on PC runs on Windows.
As for this, I already played the Superior version through, on max settings, on a True-HD Monitor on my PC that could run circles around a dozen PS3′s.
Also PS3 fanboys, My PC has a Blu-Ray drive in my PC also. It’s an LG 8x Speed Blu-Ray Drive. Enjoy your PS3′s Gimped 2x Speed Slow-Ray chugging out data at the speed of a striking slug. Must be why most games install to the PS3′s Harddrive.
Xbots before – it’s a 360 CONSOLE exclusive, suck it Sony
Xbots now – lol who cares it was multi platform anyway.
360 has no exclusives.
Ps3tards before – It’s a 360 game so it sucks!
Ps3tards now – It’s on PS3 now, so it rawks!
PS3 has no interesting IPs
And I suggest picking up a jailbreak USB stick.
But it never was a 360 game, I played it on PC like any smart gamer does. PC version, as usual, shits all over the 360 version.
@ohwow
“PC version, as usual, shits all over the 360 version.”
It is rarely the case that a PC port of a console game is superior, but the PC version of ME2 was very good. That is the version I played as well.
Ahahahahaha, “fatal blow”? The PS3 doesn’t even have ME1 (and never will).
@OhDerp
Giving you people the second game before, if they ever, give you the first one is a bigger “fuck you” to you PSThreetards than not giving you the game at all. In Mass Effect choices are majorly fucking important. So this is like a stripped down, soulless version of ME2. It may as well be a web browser flash game vaguely based on Mass Effect.
Ohderp fits that guy pretty well!
ME2 is indeed a 360 game.
And you can’t possibly be a “smart gamer”. Smart gamers don’t suckle at Sony’s taint.
I’ve played and own both Mass Effect games on PC, why would I want the PS3 version?
Doesn’t change the fact that Mass Effect on the 360 is a horrible piece of shit with a terrible frame rate and disgusting texture loading.
Anyone who wants/wanted to play the ME series has found a way to do so, so the PS3 version is relatively pointless, but it’s still funny watching you guys get mad at losing another ‘exclusive’ which was never an exclusive in the first place.
@ohwow
But….no one is mad? You said it yourself a few posts back
“Xbots now – lol who cares it was multi platform anyway.”
http://www.videogamer.com/news/kojima_productions_xbox_important_for_japanese_devs.html
Looks like PS3tards have been betrayed by yet another one of their gods.
Are you 6 years old or do you not remember MGS2 being on multiple platforms (including xbox) and MGS: Twin snakes?
Actually read the article.
He’s talking no more preferential treatment for Sony.
I’m amazed Sony ponies are fans of Jrpgs. They require so much reading comprehension.
I’m not mad. I’m really amused that Bioware gave the PSThreetards the finger by giving them a soulless version of ME2. It’s like the Wii version of Dead Rising with nearly no zombies and no photography.
I don’t care for jrpgs, cool assumption bro.
Also any smart gamer goes with PC+PS3 so they get the best of everything because we all know every good 360 game is also on PC.
And by “we” you mean you and that shit stained Elpresador.
ME2 came out on PC, it wasn’t a 360 exclusive. It was the best playing and looking on the PC, fuck the 360 and PS3.
How come the SDF isn’t covering this whole “PSJailbreak” story? Aren’t they supposed to be “defending” Sony?
Oh, go read the N4G site! Funny shit there! PS3tards who ridiculed the 360 for having it’s games pirated are shitting their pants en masse over this!
Also, here is how MS makes money.
Keep something exclusive until they’ve made their money, then they let someone else have it.
So I hear M$ is hiking XBL gold up to $60 a year starting in november.
Enjoy taking it up the ass xbots while everyone else gets free online play.
Ohwow
“360 has no exclusives…”
Halo 2
Halo 3
Halo 3 ODST
Halo Wars
Halo: Reach
Need I really say more? They were all amazing games
Ohwow
“Enjoy taking up the ass xbots while everyone else gets free online play”
First off PS3 is not ‘everyone else’ and your Sony-gods are giving you a $50 fee by next spring anyway so another 10 for good servers and great community is worth it!
Worth every penny to not put up with Sony’s bullshit.
To the Sony tools, enjoy your gradual shift to paid multiplyer with Sony’s new “premium” service. But maybe that isn’t a bad thing. Maybe if they actually have some money to upkeep their services they can actually improve them.
So yes. I will enjoy eating at a restaurant where I pay for my food. You keep enjoying your salvation army soup line.
FINALLY, a decent game on the PS3. Guess I need to pull out the system and dust it off.
Yup! They’re upping the features the gold membership entails too! With the possibility of XBLA freebies being one of them.
@seven2s
This has annoyed me since Netflix went behind the Gold curtain, but the whole bragging about Hulu Plus is total bullshit since it requires an additional subscription to the service. Neither Hulu nor Netflix use the XBL network at all and by making us pay for the Gold subscription to use those services is on par with me charging Microsoft a fee for using their own electricity provided to them by the power company.
Also, I don’t give a fuck about ESPN and I am not all too thrilled about them using the inclusion of that as justification to raise the yearly price. $50 a year is already pushing it since I don’t play games online with XBL and only keep it around because Netflix support on the 360 is far superior to the PS3. But with Sony getting native Netflix support soon, my 360 may start to get used far less.
The PROPER response for this, which I probably WILL take, is not renew XBL because of the price hike. The improper action would be to pay for another year or two, but then just let it expire and NEVER use it, while complaining about how expensive it was. That would just be silly.
Has anyone seen those wacky PSP commercials with the little African American scamp? How pathetic is Sony when they have to invent a fake child to plug their hand held to the younger crowd?
Any thoughts on Bioshock Infinite? Whether or not the game has jumped the shark is not in question. The question is can the Bioshock team make a shark jumper GOOD?
@AbuHarb
Halo games are boring and generic. If you want real FPS games try playing them on PC.
360 has no worthwhile exclusives for people that aren’t 13, period.
As for your second point.. what? Everyone but 360 users gets free online play. PS3, Wii and PC. Xbox live is hardly the holy grail of internet gaming, it doesn’t even have dedicated servers.. hahahah.
Also PSN will remain free if you don’t want PSN+. I know you guys love to make up shit about PSN being worse but asides from lacking a few features it’s pretty much exactly the same.
MS will keep overpricing their services and accessories because morons like the xbots on this website will continue to pay for them.
You shouldn’t HAVE to pay to play a game you just bought, period.
Sony overcharges for their consoles and deletes features that you’ve already payed for, without your consent! Though if you were dumb enough to buy one in the first place, you get what you get.
However, a price hike on a service is justified if it yields more goodies. And you can bet that Sony will start chopping things from PSN once PSN+ picks up steam. They are so shifty, you can’t trust them! Just look at Kaz Hirai’s face! Sure Reggie looks like he wants to eat you, but Kaz always looks like he is planning something insidious. “How can I stick it to these George Foreman buying rubes next?”
Also If Halo is boring and generic, then what does that make the wannabes like Killzone, and Resistance?
Now I just got off the phone with my psychic, and she says to expect news about a 3D, touchscreen hand held that Sony TOTALLY thought up years before Nintendo started working on the NES!
And when your console dies, at least MS will honor your warranty, gratis. Sony charges extra!
Deletes what? Linux support? such a loss. The console is perfectly priced for people who have jobs that don’t pay minimum wage such as myself.
What goodies does xbox live have that PC doesn’t have? Sure, it outdoes PS3 in features but I’d expect that from a $60 service vs a free one.
Kaz is awesome, embrace it!
I don’t like Killzone or Resistance. I don’t play FPS on console. I tried Killzone 2 and pretty much hated it.
Gotta love the last comment. not ‘if’ your console dies – ‘when’ it dies. It’s inevitable for the 360.
(and they only honor the warranty until it runs out)
There wasn’t a single part of ohwow’s post that didn’t make me chuckle in a “Wow that’s pathetic!” sort of way. He should be an SDF contributor.
If Sony has enough rubes like him as customers, they very well could rocket to the number 2 spot!
A well thought out reply that addressed all of my points in a concise and intelligent manner.
Also, I’m a rube because I refuse to pay for a service that should be free?
Whatever you say.
@ohwow
“Also, I’m a rube because I refuse to pay for a service that should be free?”
You’re not a rube for not wanting to pay to play online (and in some cases I agree with you), but there is a reason why I would rather play multiplayer games on the 360 over the PS3. And that is simple; the 360 is just easier when I want to play with my friends online and its easier to setup a game than the ps3.
Why pay for a service “that should be free”?
Ask the people who buy cable when they could just watch broadcast television.
I’m willing and happy to pay for Live. On the other hand I’m not sure I would engage myself with PSN if Sony paid me to do so. Not that I turn on the big black dust magnet enough for it to matter if they did pay me or not. my PS3 has probably been on less than a dozen times this year I’m guessing.
Heres an exclusive look at GT5′s damage system.
http://s736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/Asane99/GT5%20Screens/
Forza 1 did it better.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Sony might wanna just hide those.
They also might wanna hide the fact that ALL ps3s CAN play PS2 games. Its a feature that PSJailbreak unlocks!
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=263319
Sony, I am disappoint.
I can’t wait to read Ohwow’s spin on this.
@slimdefect
“They also might wanna hide the fact that ALL ps3s CAN play PS2 games. Its a feature that PSJailbreak unlocks!”
Seriously? Where have I been. I’ve been avoiding playing certain PS2 games because it looks like balls on my 42″ 1080p LCD. A BC PS3 would make it much more bearable. I was always wondering why exactly they would strip out SOFTWARE emulation.
It looks like the jig is up on Sony’s BC scheme.
Nintendo: You can play your old gamecube version of Metroid Prime OR buy the new version with better controls! Your choice, though we would prefer if you bought the new ones…yup!
Microsoft: Our BC isn’t as good as Nintendo’s, and we do sell some of the Xbox originals in our store, but the disc versions of those games will run on your Xbox, so you don’t HAVE TO buy them on XBLM. Though if you wanted to, it wouldn’t hurt OUR feelings!
Sony: OH! We had to *cough* remove *cough cough* Backwards Compatibility to make the PS3 more cost effective. You can’t play your PS2 games on it, but HEY! We have a selection of PS2 titles for sale on PSN, that were “rebuilt” so that they can be enjoyed on the PS3! Pay no attention to that tight feeling around your testicles, its just our ever-closing fist.
Sony’s attempt to break PSjailbreak is already broken.
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.logic-sunrise.com%2Fnews-134120-la-team-psjailbreak-aurait-deja-trouve-le-moyen-de-contourner-la-mise-a-jour-342.html
http://n4g.com/news/601550/ps3-hackers-gain-flash-and-registry-access-custom-firmware-coming
Custom firmware too?
Damage looks fine to me in the videos I’ve seen. Although I was completely that not having the best damage physics ever suddenly means it will be shit.
It’ll still be the best driving simulator on the market, don’t you worry about that.
It’s okay, you still have Forza though.. hahaha
Those shots look like someone tried to microwave a plastic toy car. If that looks fine to you, no wonder 3rd parties give Sony their second-best effort. PS3 owners don’t know the difference! You’re all used to it!
GT hasn’t been the best driving sim since GT3 A Spec. Its been edged out Forza for years. You know, Sonytards should be thankful for Forza. Had it not been for it, GT5 would have the same bumper car physics the rest of the series does. Microsoft’s little racer made those complacent Japanese developers rethink their game!
ROFLMAO
ModNation Racers pwns the shit clean out of forza, and with all the shit gone, all you really have left are 2 old fashioned DVDs
Savour the moment as you girls hand over your hard earned welfare checks in exchange for a PS3 & GT5. You’re gonna be wanting a G27 to fully appreciate the greatness too, so hit that street corner bitchezzzzzz
Modnation Racers is Mario Kart + Mysims Racers + Trackmania. Copy Copy copy.
Also more storage space =/= better games.
Most games that are Bluray showcases have more cut scenes than game play, or are laughably short.
Savor the moment as your momma tells you to move the fuck out of her basement.
Excellent article SDF!!! Keep up the unbiased reporting! PS3 is the definitive gaming console of the decade…That is fact.
The sales numbers say differently.
I heard Sony fanboys like fail.
So I put a PS3 in their PS3!
That way they can fail, while they fail!
Anyone been seeing Sony’s latest ads? Their turning into NEC during the 90s. They are following them to the letter.
Try to convince that their inferior product is better by plugging them with fiction characters, then right out insult the other companies. Kevin Butler is the new Johnnny Turbo! http://sardoose.rustedlogic.net/reviews/jturbo/index.htm
I guess all the positive Halo: Reach reviews have sent mongoloids like ohwow and tony_wetback into hiding.
See, now this strikes me as funny/amusing.
Xbox 360 launches with limited, slow-rollout back compat.
PS3 supposedly comes right outta the gate with “most” back compat immediately upon release.
Until they removed it.
Now, they wanna sell it back to their consumers?
http://www.1up.com/news/sony-patents–backwards-compatibility-attachment
A little hard to believe, but if true – now THAT’S FUNNY.
“Savour the moment as you girls hand over your hard earned welfare checks in exchange for a PS3 & GT5. You’re gonna be wanting a G27 to fully appreciate the greatness too, so hit that street corner bitchezzzzzz”
Sorry, I already made the utter mistake of buying a PS3. One of the biggest financial blunders I have ever made. The thing hasn’t been turned on in many months. I think the last time it was turned on is when I played that shit-hole game Uncharted 2, just so I could trash it without InfaredChimera getting his panties in a bunch about me saying a shit game is a shit game.
@GT5″
“Savour the moment as you girls hand over your hard earned welfare checks in exchange for a PS3 & GT5. You’re gonna be wanting a G27 to fully appreciate the greatness too, so hit that street corner bitchezzzzzz”
Ummm…. No. I already got a PS3 and I have Forza 3 because GT5 took tooooooooo fucking long to get here.
@erik
WTF, I did you know I wear panties. I love the way my balls dangle out the side of them. And my dick rests beatifully in them. There like hammock for my dick.
taygee,
That’s fucking hilarious!
Also, I too want a dick hammock.
That’s it – Rocky Horror Picture Show re-enactment at my place!
BYODH
http://www.karolinagames.com/horatio/show.php?id=f18a837e2c73
Wheres the SDF coverage of pre-TGS announcments?
Oh right. don’t wanna expose the fact that PS3′s DR2 is getting the shaft.
@InfaredChimera
I know you wear panties because Taygee doesn’t seem the sort who would like a rugged or manly life partner.
A month and a half until GT5 fellas
Game of the year in the bag no problem.
“Game of the year in the bag no problem.’
Yeah, and Uwe Boll’s movie on Auschwitz will win an Emmy.
Although I do have to admit I am at least a wee bit curious about playing Hard Rain with the PS3 Wii2 remote. It could bring the level of immersion of that movie up to the level of a game.
But I don’t think I should spend some $80 for a controller for a system I never turn on.
GT5 looks hella boring too!
Though the new version of DmC’s Dante looks about the way I imagine ohwow does, dark circles under the eyes, that “I just blew someone behind a dumpster for some crack” disheveled appearance, and emo hair.
erik,
Yeah the critics are already taking chunks out of Move. Looks like its not all its cracked up to be.
A common complaint is that the games are all shit for it. Watch Sony ponies blubber “b-b-b-but it just came out!”, an excuse the Wii didn’t need.
Now that Ohwow mentions GT5, I thought of something.
It has taken them SIX years to make that game. There is no excuse if it gets even one less than perfect review score.
It’s taken them that long because it’s an absolute masterpiece with more features than you can possibly imagine.
I mean, just look at this GIF of rain driving: http://i54.tinypic.com/2utri4y.gif
It’s droolworthy.
Also, I do not care for motion controls at all, move has no games I’m interested in although it is clearly above the Wii and better than the utter clusterfuck that is Kinect.
See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BxjSVOYus for how inaccurate and stupid Kinect is. $150!
Erik, the last time I saw you on this shitfest of a website was in mid 2008, and you’ve still been coming here and commenting on baseless fanboy banter from both SDF Bloggers, and commenters alike?
Get a fucking life.
animutard,
Pot. Kettle. Black.
@animekide
As I have been saying what I have been saying for so long do you really think that something so minor as asking me to get a life would actually work?
SDF is really dropping the ball here. They missed out on like two gaming events.
LOL! I just saw the PS3 Move TV ad.
Talk about weak sauce! They make NO effort to hide that Move is just a Wii clone. What a bunch of fucking clowns! Or is it clones…?
37 DAYS BIATCHIZZLES!!!
@GT5
I am getting a bit excited too. I would have been playing Forza 3 for a good year now, so a new racing game would be rather fresh in my eyes. And Forza 4 is still a year away.
3$hitty drifting into obscurity in T minus 34 days.
Never heard of a 3$hitty.
^^ It’s happening sooner than I thought.
33 DAYS TURDBURGLARS!!!
Wasn’t that failure of a game Killzone 2 supposed to send the 360 into obscurity according to the SDF mouth breathers? If that HD waste of disc couldn’t I don’t see how some racin game will.
I foresee that GT5 won’t sell as many copies as Modern Warfare 2 did on the 360 alone.
^^ Typical xbot statistician. Cares not for quality. Only sales.
32 DAYS M$ SHAREHOLDERS!!! SELL SELL SELL!!!!!!!!!!!
No, I’m going on what you mouth breather PS3-goons said. Killzone 2 was supposed to kill the 360, it didn’t. Uncharted 2 was supposed to kill the 360, it didn’t.
And for someone who supposedly doesn’t care about sales, you seem to care a lot about sales. IE GT5 selling enough to kill the 360.
A warm breeze will kill your 3$hitty. GT5 will ensure you quickly forget about it.
31 DAYS LAST-GENNERS!!!
“^^ Typical xbot statistician. Cares not for quality. Only sales.
32 DAYS M$ SHAREHOLDERS!!! SELL SELL SELL!!!!!!!!!!!”
@GT5
So sales are irrelevant….but beware Microsoft shareholders? They could care less if GT5 was a great game..they only care about the sales.
Erik is right. I have no doubt GT5 will be great, but if big pumped up games like KZ2 didn’t demolish the 360, then a racing game nearly identical to a 360 exclusive from over a year ago won’t do anything either.
“I have no doubt GT5 will be great” …well duh!
30 DAYS FELLOW GT FANS!!!
Forza 3 almost identical to GT5?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh, I’m patiently biding my time.
Yup 30 days. Then it will be a “rub it in their faces” cluster fuck, the likes of which Sony fanboys have been dreading ever since the PS3 landed squarely in third place. I can already tell you that GT5 will get blasted for trying to do too many things at once, half-assed, instead of doing the important stuff right. It will be “Daikatana” all over again.
Its taken them THIS LONG to implement features that have been standard in racing sims for several years now. But by all means hold out hope that it will be the greatest thing ever! It will make your disappointment and denial all the more entertaining.
Remember how “perfect” GT PSP was gonna be? Yeah, if they can’t properly harness the power of the PSP, what hope does their PS3 efforts have?
Also, melted play-dough damage modeling for the lose.
@GT5
““I have no doubt GT5 will be great” …well duh!”
Selective attention must serve you really well in being a Sony fanboy. There was a “but” after that you should know in regards to what donutboy said. But hey, if you have to go to such lengths to be a Sony fan then… no, no it’s still sad.
@360slimdefect
If GT5 is a total failure, we’ll have to make do with the best console racing sim ever; GT5P. That’s unlikely though, so don’t worry.
@Erik
“I have no doubt GT5 will be great” …well duh!
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Uh-oh…
Looks like a buggy mess to me…
Looks like the cell is too powerful for PD.
I think they should go back to making PlayStation 1 games. At least back then their games WERE the most realistic, well put together racing games out there.
This late in the dev cycle? And its got bugs and glitches like that? As many years that GT5 has been in development for, that’s inexcusable!
“If GT5 is a total failure, we’ll have to make do with the best console racing sim ever; GT5P”
Please tell me there is sarcasm in there or you are trolling. It’s nothing more than an arcade racer with realistic physics. No customization, like 6 or 7 tracks, and besides for graphics, GT1 was superior. I actually bought GT5P when I got my 360 (along with a copy of Planet Earth) and I was severely disappointed. I went back to playing GT3 until Forza 3 came out.
^ Derp, I meant when I got my PS3.
“arcade racer with realistic physics”????
Derp indeed. 28 DAYS CRACKHEADS!!!
@GT5
Ahem:
“but if big pumped up games like KZ2 didn’t demolish the 360, then a racing game nearly identical to a 360 exclusive from over a year ago won’t do anything either.”
“games like KZ2″ “demolish the 360″ …well duh!
Yeah, 28 to utter Sony fanboy disappointment.
But I am very confident you will unsuccessfully spin every flaw into positive.
“28 to utter Sony fanboy” “success”
27 now.
Wow G5T, that’s fail, even by PS3 owner standards.
“PS3 own” “s”
QFT
@GT5
So Sony can only “win” in your delusional little world when you selectively listen and modify people’s posts? How horribly sad. In that case the PS3 must be an even shittier system than I previously thought if you have to go to those lengths.
“GT5″ “can only “win”"
“3″ “shittie” “have to go”
QFT
Keep drinking that kool-aid.
“g t” “kool”
You had me at “GT5 can only win”.
lol
OK GT5, now you’re getting me to lol, as I imagine you intended.
We are gladiators. There will be no loling!
The time for honouring yourselves will soon be at an end – 26 days.
Under a month now until the GOTY.
Hell yes.
It’s a pity 360 really has no decent exclusives the rest of this year and early next year.
Its too bad that a racin’ game has about as much chance to win GOTY as a Madden game or a Big Game Hunter game.
Yet again, if big hyped games like Killzone 2 and Uncharted 2 failed to “destroy” the PS3 there is less than a snowballs chance in hell that some Gran Turismo game will be able to.
And if Gran Turismo 5 was so damn special then the fool known as GT5 wouldn’t have to selectively listen and outright make shit up to defend it. It would stand on it’s own merits. But quite obviously it cannot.
delicious tears.
Also, why would Killzone 2 and Uncharted 2 destroy the PS3?
They just boosted the PS3s reputation of the most diverse system with something for everyone.
Unlike 360s shooters and space marines
Any diversity that PS3 gets is from leftovers that eventually get ported from the 360. And yet again, if highly overrated games like Killzone 2 and Uncharted 2 couldn’t effect the 360 in any way whatsoever then Gran Turismo 5 isn’t even going to be a blip on the radar.
As far as the PS3 having something for everyone, no not really. I personally haven’t found a damn thing on that system I can stomach.
The PS3, it only does theft of your money.
Last time I checked, the goal of a great game isn’t to ‘destroy’ a different console.
What are you, 12 years old?
I’m responding to shit said by your boytoy GT5. Or weren’t you paying attention?
I’m really not paying attention to what he says, no.
The horror…
@ohwow
“I’m really not paying attention to what he says, no.”
Well there you go. I was responding.
But the fact remains that this racin’ game will not have any negative effect on the 360 nor “destroy” it. There will be little impact outside of the small niche of racin’ fans who are PS3 fanboys.
“Its too bad that a racin’ game has about as much chance to win GOTY as a Madden game or a Big Game Hunter game.”
The funny thing is that Madden and Big Gamer Hunter are both way more fun than GT5. Outside of a niche group of PS3 racing fanatics, GT5 has no real audience.
It’s funny that you have to tell yourself that GT5 has a small niche market. Is that what you really believe?
Tip: Every game can be referred to as ‘niche’.
The fact of the matter is GT is huge, and I mean HUGE in Europe. The game will easily be the best selling PS3 game to date WW and will rival Halo: Rehash in sales. You can quote me on that.
I can understand why you’re so bitter though, what with only having Fable 3 (yay, more false promises) to play until the next Gears of War rehash late next year.
Tough times for 360 owners.
“The game will easily be the best selling PS3 game to date WW and will rival Halo: Rehash in sales.”
Hook, line & sinker! The xbot statisticians now have you in a sales debate. Enjoy
Okay, just this once… Given the fact that GT5 has no competition from the 3$hitty;
Gaylo reacharound? Not a racing sim
Fable 3? Not a racing sim
Lulza 3? Definitely not a racing sim!
PlayStation has a 55 million lead in sales, and GT5 will stretch that lead in just 25 days time.
@ohwow
“It’s funny that you have to tell yourself that GT5 has a small niche market. Is that what you really believe?”
Yes. Your dear huntin’ games are also niche games there Jedidiah.
“I can understand why you’re so bitter though, what with only having Fable 3 (yay, more false promises) to play until the next Gears of War rehash late next year.”
You assume I care about Fable or Gears of War? I’ve given up on Fable and have never cared about Queers of War. But I am really focused on Left 4 Dead 2 as of late. Along with Dead Rising 2 and soon Fallout New Vegas is coming out, well I have barely the time or money to spare.
@GT5
Forza 3 is a racing sim. You would know that if you were both literate and not getting pounded in the ass by your overpriced console.
Also how does the P$3 have a 55 million lead when they haven’t sold 55 million consoles in the first place?
http://www.vgchartz.com/hardware_totals.php
Also you would see they are losing.
He was referring to Gran Turismo series utterly decimating Forza in sales
Forza is one huge joke.
Gran Turismo 3 has been out forever. It has been out for a damn near decade. So lots of people have picked it up in the Walmart $5 bin. That is what happens when you take forever to make a fucking game.
Gran Turismo 4 rather. Anyways yeah, a PS2 game. Not a really applicable comparison.
But don’t feel down. I’m sure that reviewers will say that Gran Turismo 5 is almost as good as Forza 3, and is a good substitute for a PS3 owner.
:giggle:
You are very entertaining erik.
p.s The first Forza has been outsold by GT PSP. lol.
For some reason, I haven’t played GT4. I don’t know why. I felt like it slipped through the cracks of my gaming life.
Anyway, Metacritic says
GT3 – 95
GT4 – 89
Forza 3 – 92
So apparently, Forza 3 has really held its own review-wise versus the previous GT games. So calling it crap is essentially calling the previous GT game crap as well. This is in terms of game quality though, not sales, as everyone says quality is based off how good the game is, not how much it sells.
Lulza is not a sim. Like-for-like comparisons, Metacritic says
Lulza 3 – 92
Mario Kart Super Circuit – 93
24 days!!!
OK GT5, explain how its not a racing sim.
No attempt made at realistic handling/physics. PGR comes closer, but still far from being a sim.
If Forza isn’t a sim, than GT is even less than that!
Oh and, Gran Turismo PSP – 74!
You’re not sweeping that one under the rug PS3tards!
It exists and it SUCKS!
“No attempt made at realistic handling/physics. PGR comes closer, but still far from being a sim.”
They handle more realistically than the cars in past GT games ever did. Again, if Forza isn’t up to snuff, than GT is even farther down the ladder.
This is 2010, PD is just NOW getting around to adding features that have been standard in driing/racing sims for years. In typical Japanese developer fashion, PD rested on the laurels and acclaim from GT2! “Why make any REAL improvements, those stupid round eyes we call a fanbase won’t know any better!” Meanwhile a Western dev was busy handing their asses to them.
troll to the bone
@OhDer
“The first Forza has been outsold by GT PSP. lol.”
First off, you are going talk about sales don’t bring up the massive failure that is the PSP. Secondly, no shit a game that was on the original was a flop since the original Xbox was a flop. It held the position of utter failure that the PS3 now has.
But, I’m just happy that rather soon that due to my 360 I will forget all about Gran Turismo 5 anyways.
@GT..what was your name again?
“Lulza is not a sim. Like-for-like comparisons, Metacritic says”
You mean the same metacritic that calls Forza a racing sim in review after review? That metacritic. Don’t a reference like that when they outright disagree with you.
There are only two people whose opinions I respect, Kazunori Yamauchi and myself, and we are in full agreement that Lulza is definitely not a sim. Check for yourself.
Just 23 DAYS!!! Logitech wheels at the ready! You know, the best wheels on the market (which M$haft won’t let you use with your 3$hitty).
Haha I love you guys…
“There are only two people whose opinions I respect, Kazunori Yamauchi and myself, and we are in full agreement that Lulza is definitely not a sim. Check for yourself.”
So you and a biased jap are in agreement. Nice to know.
What good is all this extra power the PS3 boasts, if the only games that utilize it are a meager handful of esoteric exclusives with small fanbases?
Figured I’d throw a little gas on the fire here for the lulz, but did anyone see that the latest firmware update for the PS3 that enabled 3D will disable DTS-Master and Dolby Digital TrueHD audio when viewing a 3D movie? This may not be a big deal to many (including me, because 3D is still not impressing me), but it kind of makes me chuckle when I think about how pumped up that cell processor was for the PS3 for just this kind of functionality, just to have it fall on its face when put under any real stress.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20017116-1.html
See that everyone? It’s a source. Works out nicely to prove a statement.
Great article! Lol.
PS3 – It only does everything…half-assed.
Our resident PS3tards can’t argue that its just too much for the PS3, because the PS3 IS supposed to be this all powerful behemoth, right? The LULZ have landed.
(which M$haft won’t let you use with your 3$hitty)
Why all the dollar signs when it was $ony who released a $600 fucking “console”.
“Expect the port fully utilize the power of the PS3 which means better textures, faster loading and a more fluid frame rate than the 360 version.”
It’s one thing to like a console simply because you like it’s games, or because you’ve been playing that brand for a while, but making false claims to bolster your e-go is stretching what could be considered rational.
Here’s a video that contradicts your statements about:
- better textures
- faster loading
- more fluid frame rate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHrw_XGGiyk&feature=player_embedded
Please note that the PS3 took more than 10 times the time to load as the 360, rendered only about half the frames as 360, and the texture quality was far less impressive than on 360.
Also note that I loved the ps2 more than the other consoles of it’s generation, but this time around, 360 takes the cake. Hopefully Sony will get itself together for PS4 and reclaim it’s reputation, because the PS3 ruined it.
Erik, why do you have to ruin a perfectly valid anti-PS3 statement with your garbage comments? If you are going to keep hating on the PS3 because it was $600 a LONG time ago, then you should start hating on your computer because computers were way too expensive for a normal person a long time ago as well. Find a more valid argument (there are plenty) other than you’re butthurt but being a tool and buying it when it was outrageously priced. You tarnish the name of anti-PS3 people everywhere the same way a tea party patriot tarnishes the name of good ol’ fashioned Republicans.
We aren’t talking about a classification of things. Computers is a product which covers a wide variety of companies and models.
We are talking about ONE item from ONE company. So I fail to see just how it is irrelevant. Sure there are more arguments against the PS3, and I agree with every one. But that is really the linchpin. And to boot when someone tries to use a dollar sign with Microsoft it seems a good time to bring it up.
Who cares about 3D?
Nobody, that’s who, not even PS3 fanboys.
Let’s switch to FPS games on Kinect
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euNOPKYFbPc
HAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
@erik
Not quite. To play devils advocate, the PS3 hardware has changed drastically over the years with hardware revision after hardware revision to get the cost lower. The model number changes with each revision, so I suppose comparing it to, say, a HP Pavilion would be a valid comparison. Hardware changes, prices drop, but you don’t start hating on all HP Pavilions because the first one was $5,000, but now they can be had for $400.
Of course, I assume you, like me, haven’t “bought” a built computer in years, but the argument still stands.
Ohwow fails, even by PS3tard standards!
That “who cares about 3D?” sounds an awful lot like “who cares about motion controls?”.
Also, let’s switch to PFS games on Move!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5rDAKyRbw8
HAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
And how about those terrible reviews the Move version of RE5 Gold edition is getting? Just more proof that Move is a very poor imitation of the Wii remote.
Also, as seen at http://blog.us.playstation.com/
” We sincerely apologize to GT fans for the delay, however, creator Kazunori Yamauchi and the team at Polyphony Digital want to make certain they are creating the perfect racing experience, and we are confident that this ambitious game will exceed expectations when it launches.
We’ll have more information for you in the near future.2, but said that it will be coming this “holiday season.”
LMAO! So much for that pathetic little countdown.
At this rate GT5 should be out some time around Forza 5.
oops, sevens2 beat me to it…
Also, have you seen the sales figures for Move yet?
Not even half a million in it’s debut week. Considering the number of PS3s out there, and crushing blow it was supposed to deal to the Wii, I think we’re looking at another Sony failure.
I also love the backpedaling Sony has been doing to market their lollipop.
Correction debut month.
Wow…that makes it an even bigger flop.
I saw the official move “gun”. I don’t see where they get off calling the Wii “kiddy”, the fucking thing looks like it shoots soap bubbles!
http://playstationeu.i.lithium.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/118448iCAC47348DA1A6E8F/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1
Hmmm now where have I seen that color scheme before…
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Wikipedia_Nes_Zapper.jpg
I saw the official move “gun”. I don’t see where they get off calling the Wii “kiddy”, the fucking thing looks like it shoots soap bubbles!
MAG has been updated recently and is very precise with Move now.
Move works fine and is enjoyable and has far more precision and potential than the Wii, whereas Kinect is just pure trash.
Regarding GT5.. it was inevitable. Can’t say I’m surprised, can only laugh really.
title of this article should be changed to “PS3 in desperate need of 360-lost exclusives, as it can’t ship its own…”
@donutboy
“Not quite. To play devils advocate, the PS3 hardware has changed drastically over the years with hardware revision after hardware revision to get the cost lower. The model number changes with each revision, so I suppose comparing it to, say, a HP Pavilion would be a valid comparison.”
That isn’t being the devil’s advocate. That is being pedantic. Despite minor variations and model numbers a PS3 is a PS3. A computer is a lot of things. Comparing the two does not work. A computer is akin to a console. A computer is not akin to one specific type of console from one brand.
As an aside, I didn’t pay $600 for my P$3. I paid $400 for my P$3. And I paid even less for that in cash for trading in my Wii. A mistake I will never live down.
But don’t get me wrong, even at $.01 the P$3 would be overpriced.
But the biggest joke of all is yet to come. FPS games on Move!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FPS games work fine with move when the developers get the precision right.
But then again you haven’t tried it have you, erik? because let’s face it, you don’t own a PS3.
More precise than the Wii? Riiiiight. Just ask RE5 Gold edition, which is a complete cluster fuck, btw. Only the usual suspects had anything good to say about it. RE4 Wii edition was released in 2007, and functioned perfectly! Hell, not even half the showcase pieces that Sony has put together for Move work properly. Capcom is no stranger to making motion controls work beautifully, Sony just has a piece of shit setup.
The Motion+ add-on can does perfect 1:1. You can get AS precise, but you can’t exceed 1:1. So unless Move alters the time space continuum, Move can only be on par with Motion+.
You say Move is more enjoyable than the Wii? Most places are giving Move lukewarm reviews. Very few people are raving about it.
And there’s that “potential” word again. THE number one excuse of all Sony apologists. PS3 is full of “potential”, but does potential = success? 2006 to present day says “Fuck no!”. Potential doesn’t means shit, when its Sony we’re talking about.
“FPS games work fine with move when the developers get the precision right.”
Blaming the game developers. A classic PS3 fanboy tactic.
@Ohwow
“because let’s face it, you don’t own a PS3.”
I’m sure Grayghoul disagrees with you. Grayghoul being me. Don’t believe me? Send me mail across the god awful PS3 online service fool.
Sure is extreme denial in here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=672SKCEdwvU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFk0D5AxoHE
Watch em. Or better yet, actually use the move for yourselves other than being ridiculously short sighted. (as always)
p.s Wii doesn’t work in 3d space, i.e moving the controller forward and backwards.
Or you can just not watch them and continue to delude yourselves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=672SKCEdwvU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFk0D5AxoHE
Enjoy.
I’m sure you’ll find some way to debunk these videos somehow.
Possibly by using footage from 3-4 months ago.
“I’m sure Grayghoul disagrees with you. Grayghoul being me. Don’t believe me? Send me mail across the god awful PS3 online service fool.”
OWNED!
Ahem, now that that has been settled:
FPS games on the Move!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus, that took like a YEAR to get out of you.
@tendonut
For a while I was worried that if somehow I ever had a stroke, and due to the brain damage of the stroke that I would start to play my PS3 that if I would have to put up with harassment from you fools.
But at this point the system means so little to me if you broke into my house and pissed on it I wouldn’t care.